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Nigerian Again!!! by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
There three men living together(roomma tes)An African-America n, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. They took a walk and on approaching a restaurant in this classy neighborhood, they came up with a plan. The African-America n went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. “LISTENMAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!” the African-America n shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let him leave. Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. “HEY, HEY, LOOK AT MECLOSELY. BUT I PAID YOU ALREADY!” the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let him go. Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Wine. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal,but before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him. "Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can’t understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that theypaid me but I don’t remember getting any money from them so -” Before he could finish,the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, “OGA I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!!" |
Re: Nigerian Again!!! by hclacid(m): 7:40pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
old but still very nice |
Re: Nigerian Again!!! by babarazy: 6:35am On Mar 04, 2013 |
Chai.... So, this joke still dey alive |
Re: Nigerian Again!!! by Presbulg(m): 3:03pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
And d waiter fainted....l:Dl |
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