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The Nigerian,chinese And German by folly69(m): 10:32am On Mar 20, 2008
Two guys where in a holiday resort  having a chat, when one said, i've travelled round the world and am a good judge of character of people in different countries,the other said i'll bet u a hundred $100 if u can make those three men jump into the pool,he pointed at a Nigerian,German and Chinese.immediately the guy got up and walked to each men and whispered in their ears before u know it each took a dive into the pool.He walks back to his freind and stretch his hands for his money bt his freind hesitates and says only if u tell me how u did it.And he said well it's quite simple i told the chinese man the pool taste like tea,while told the german man it taste like beer and i told the nigerian it 's illegal to jump in the pool. grin grin
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by delib: 10:40am On Mar 20, 2008
nigerians like doing illegal things se? good one folly
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by segunpc(m): 10:47am On Mar 20, 2008
thats my boss!

go on master folly
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ayusman16(m): 12:40pm On Mar 20, 2008
Folly ur boss Segunpc? I can imagine ur level!
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by segunpc(m): 2:17pm On Mar 20, 2008
whats ya own aNusman if i call folly my master?
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by naijastyle: 2:27pm On Mar 20, 2008
If folly na your master then i'm sorry to tell you, there is no more hope. sad
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ayusman16(m): 2:37pm On Mar 20, 2008
Abeg make una help me show pity on am embarassed
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by folly69(m): 5:55pm On Mar 20, 2008
ayus the anus i trust u to do wat u know how to do best i.e stinking up peoples thread cant u 4 once in ur lyfe just read a joke and laff,oh sorry i forgot the stench from ur mouth might kill the fishes in de river. lipsrsealed

@sege guy u ar welcome anytime wink
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by folly69(m): 5:57pm On Mar 20, 2008
@naijastyle wats de connection
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by naijastyle: 9:51pm On Mar 21, 2008
MTN the best connection everywhere you go
wink tongue cool
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ashaby(f): 11:12pm On Mar 21, 2008
@ Poster
Wetin Niaja do una now? Abeg try portray ur motherland for good light small now. The world is watching.

Anyway, nice one!!
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by kronkykay(m): 1:42am On Mar 22, 2008
9ja and illegality are bonded for lyf. . . . . . . kronkykay
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ituen(m): 9:17am On Mar 22, 2008
kronky,

I believe u cos dats one of ur habits
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by kronkykay(m): 10:33am On Mar 22, 2008
man, . . . . how else do you think i survive?

abeg i thank God that am a Nigerian oh

[size=28pt]G--W--G[/size]
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by gilgee(m): 10:54am On Mar 22, 2008
Kronky the great illegalist lol.

Yeye dey smell for your left ear. tongue
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by nightnurse(f): 11:00am On Mar 22, 2008
@poster
boi u no go person ooo, bt come to think of it how did u know its one of my hubbies?
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ituen(m): 1:24pm On Mar 22, 2008
na wetin be GWG?
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by delib: 9:36pm On Mar 22, 2008
Guys With GUN
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by kronkykay(m): 12:53am On Mar 23, 2008
a5sholes no sabi nething


G - W - G

GREEN - WHITE - GREEN
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ThugLife1(m): 3:09am On Mar 23, 2008
hahaha
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by delib: 9:36am On Mar 23, 2008
Mr sabi ITK

kronky da donkey
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by clemcykul(f): 5:42pm On Mar 23, 2008
lol even this website na illegal grin grin grin

hu talk am
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by delib: 10:20am On Mar 24, 2008
are telling us that seun is also illegal ?
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by naijastyle: 11:38am On Mar 24, 2008
na you talk am o.
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ThugLife1(m): 8:04pm On Mar 24, 2008
Yes and so?
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by naijastyle: 8:09pm On Mar 24, 2008
question
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ituen(m): 8:13pm On Mar 24, 2008
delib:

Guys With GUN


kronkykay:

a5sholes no sabi nething


G - W - G

GREEN - WHITE - GREEN


grin grin grin Na Cabin biscuit full im head
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by folly69(m): 9:33am On Mar 25, 2008
lmao @ all ur posts grin grin grin
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ituen(m): 9:37am On Mar 25, 2008
see ya own face sef
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On Mar 25, 2008
like akamu wey don spoil
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by kronkykay(m): 10:30am On Mar 25, 2008
lol
Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by folly69(m): 10:34am On Mar 25, 2008
ituen shay na ur tripplets u dey display so? tongue

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