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Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by olulu(m): 12:05pm On Mar 20, 2008 |
Hi God, you know I have always being in love with you. Though it’s being like three months since I listened to you last, but I’ve been very busy. And it’s always like it’s me doing the talking at any time we get to communicate, but you understand now, I have so many things that need your urgent attention. Yeah, I know, it’s even like when I need something that’s when I call on you. Your book? You mean the one you want me to read always. Em…, well, I read it, but i………I kind of like don’t have time now, but I still glanced at it like 2 or 3 weeks ago. I really try to always do what you say I should do, but it just seems I do what you say I shouldn’t do more. Your place? Well………, i always have it in mind to come, but you know, that’s the only day of the week I have to myself; you know I have to do my laundry and some other stuffs, and get prepared for the working week. Ok, ok, God, I admit it; you’ve got me, am guilty. I know, I don’t wait and listen to hear from you, I just pray, and ask and ask and ask. And worse still, I only pray when I need your help. Am sorry about your book, my bible, it has been gathering dust somewhere. I know Lord that I have not been doing your will, I always do the wrong things, and coming to church has not featured in my schedule for a long time. I admit it Lord, am sorry, I know you love me, and I love you too Lord. But help me to show the love Lord and not just say it. Let my desires be towards you always Lord. Thank you Lord. Em…, Lord, hope you haven’t forgotten the money, u know, the 20k, I asked you o! |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by Aiphie(f): 12:32pm On Mar 20, 2008 |
Funny but what a selfish fellow. |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by ayusman16(m): 12:57pm On Mar 20, 2008 |
Nice one Olulu! |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by segunpc(m): 2:16pm On Mar 20, 2008 |
i concur with ayusman. |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by naijastyle: 2:47pm On Mar 20, 2008 |
Olulu keep up the good work. |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by TOYOSI20(f): 9:42pm On Mar 21, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by ituen(m): 9:12am On Mar 22, 2008 |
Olulu and his personal life stories |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by kronkykay(m): 10:06am On Mar 22, 2008 |
. . . . . . . . . . reaching out to change dead living lives like yours. nice one poster! |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by ituen(m): 1:13pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
. . . . . because you had the opportunity to change, yourself, but u didnt |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by kronkykay(m): 1:19pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
illegality pays bro no need to change! |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by gilgee(m): 1:25pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
Kronky the illegal living dead man. |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by delib: 9:32pm On Mar 22, 2008 |
word . . . damn |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by olulu(m): 1:43pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
takes a bow |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by clemcykul(f): 2:03pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
takes a bow and tumbles |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by olulu(m): 3:35pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
clemcykul: Beef |
Re: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by gilgee(m): 4:04pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
Pork |
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