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| Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by mrpruzy(m): 10:02pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
JOKE Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour. Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen. ... OGA: Akpos Akpos: Oga OGA: who drank my pasties?. No answer! OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?. No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there. OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me. Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name. OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said. Akpos: Ogaaaaaa OGA: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer. Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house. No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen. OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one doesnot hear anything, except one's name. MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie. Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?. MADAM: Yes Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen She enters. Akpos: Madam MADAM: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga Madam rushed out of the kitchen MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by Pwidy: 7:32am On Mar 06, 2013 |
L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D  =)) ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾ Serizly can't help laughing... Nyc 1... |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by Nobody: 8:16am On Sep 07, 2013 |
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| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by marriedbachelor(m): 3:05pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
LMAO.... Evry1 of dem has a secret.... Na wa o... Ask me a q2 maybe I won't hear |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by santos876(m): 3:58pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
akpors thumbs up bro.I dey feel u |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by Orinameh2(m): 5:18pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Veri funny indeed. Keep it up Akpors |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by PHAYOL81: 1:22pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Yt in d end Akpor destabilised,if nt killd, d peace in d house coz he'd automatcally let every1 in on d secret of d oda. 4ny thou. |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by jusuph: 5:43am On Oct 30, 2014 |
Very very old one here |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by bunmioguns(m): 5:47am On Oct 30, 2014 |
Stale Staler Stalest |
| Re: Sense Pass Brain, Akpors! by Nobody: 8:34pm On May 31, 2019 |
Loving you Isn't the right thing to do How can I Ever change things that I feel? If I could Maybe I'd give you my world How can I When you won't take it from me? |
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