Hey guyz! A Telephone conversation is
going on right now,Please join in.
RULES ON THE TELEFONE CONVERSATION:
Reply in response to the above persons
coment(post) and pretend you are really
making a phone call,how I wish this could
Make front page .Let's begin...
PHONE RINGING GRIN GRIN GRIN: Hello!
hello!! please who is on the line?

Hi its me, Scopy. Remember me?

No sorry I dont remember you. Are you related to Scooby and Scrappy?

No, I'm not. Its sad you don't remember me. We met at the club yesterday.

My brother how far now? So na here you dey? But I been hear say you dey prison

You heard wrong my guy. What you probably hears was that I was appointed the comptroller general of Nigerian Prisons. It seems you have listening problems, don't you?

No be so Bruv, noise plenty the day dem call dey tell me for phone.

So that is your excuse and you are sticking to it like toffee? Why don't you just apologise to scopy or is it copy? I mean the director general of blah blah blah

Yea he shld apologise . But why are u refering to me as Copy sef . I'm Scopy and not Copy. Talking of names, what does Amigoz means?

Amigoz, oh really! U mean u don't know Well, it is the artificial hair used for the pubic region to make it look nice

jhydebaba: Amigoz, oh really! U mean u don't know Well, it is the artificial hair used for the pubic region to make it look nice

oh man! Thats a crazy definition.

Me think its a spanish word for friend or something.

Btw wetin dey for the boys? U remember that girl I took home?

Jhydebaba u funny o, so na amigo hair u dey use for ur pubic region, no wonder gals dey talk say u need a trim

Dygeasy tell us about the 'gal' u took home, the real one, not the one on the front cover of a magazine

Oh that girl, she called me yesterday that she's pregnant. But while she was talking the network got bad and I couldn't hear the rest

Pregnant ke, how? Has she been eating too much fufu?

The same exact question I asked her buh she seemed to be talking about something about my room one particular night. Network got bad sha.


Sup with you and YB? People are spreading rumours you know? About what/who YB might be.

Guy network don set now na. Try call her back.

She's not been picking up

Serious? Why?

Maybe she's gone to toilet to purge out the fufu in her stomach.

You mean she went to the labour room?

Labour room? O gbele o!!! That is some hard core fufu she swallowed Menn!!! Do you think she is going to be alright

Of course Lejeun was in my room on that night. It was a fiery party (it could be a vigil you know). He went through the proper path cos he was in front so I think he fed her with the fufu. I'm free.

Amigoz you're any free saturday night?

Any free? What does that mean in engris?

abeg stop jonzin jor, me am free if she is not, so where we de go for night? op say e go make sense cos me i no want dull place o

Yeah! Luxanne on point saturday nite live in my room. U gonna have lot of 'point and kill' you know what I mean and I'm gonna savour the taste from ur unmentionables too.

Ogbeni Jide shey ko si? Luxanne is meant to be mine. Sweetheart just tell me where you wanna go, and your wish shall be granted?

Or...

How about a surprise?

O boy are you day-dreaming? Are you talking to Luxanne or to me? For ur information, I'm a guy and I aint gay. Go and look for your Luxanne after you drop the phone

Vous comprenez?

Je ne comprend rien! Repete toi si'le vous plait.....

Wrong number, try again later. Infact network busy

Ahahaha! Kindly tell that dude tripping for luxanne, he's on the longest thang!