K..happy mother's day to u all(even though na 2day i jst know)..then, i saw this question on facebook so i decided 2 ask u my fellow nairalanders...k,u said me nko??ha!ha! Countless times naw..k d memorable one??k naw lemme gist u...ps2!ps2!ps2!..na so dis stupid guy bring that thing that day o,BLESSING wat is dis??i asked..d guy ansad..it's kald ps2,na football den dey play dia,na #30 4 champ,and #20 4 no champ...abi u go try am??he asked...i replied no problem naw lemme try..uhn!had it bin i had known i shldn't av tried,na so i start dey play o my people...fast forward to 2 days,my #50 feeding money,na ps i dey use am play o,fast forward 2 1 wik,#50 isn't enof 4 me 2 play again,so wat next?? I asked myself,den d thought jst came..UR MAMA PILLOW!...my people,na so i start dey take #50 4rm under d pillow o..fast forward 2 3days,i increase am to #100..so in a day,i fit use #250 play ps..lo and behold came d judgement day!and watin apen be sae,nobody go dey around wen i come bak 4rm skul,if not na aftn wen i cum bak 4rm skul i dey take am,na so i sae ma take am in d morning o,mae den no spoil my day..wel,if God go nab pasn sha,cus dis day my mama don go bath,na so i sae ma do d thing fast fast o..as i use my hand open d pillow lik dis,na so i hear my name 4rm d back!wen God go con nab me finish,na #200 my hand con take dat day..na so my mama no talk o..she jst said k..we'll meet at night..then,dat day con fast lik mad,b4 i kno anyfin night don do..as i hear her footstep lik dis,na so i run comot 2ru bakyard,she dey kal me i kno ansa..then came IYA TOPE my nabor,she came and ask wat apnd,and i xpland 2 her..she said k,leme go and beg ur moda 4 u dat i should follow her..na so i reach upstairs o,as we enta our room lik dis na so d woman lock door 4rm back and said 2 my mama(ejor ena sugbon ema na po)pls beat him bt pls don't hurt him..mehn! I felt lik killing d woman dat time.. naso d beating start o..D MARK stil dey my lap as i dey type naw..bt since den,ano dey even tink bout her room talkless of her money..luv u mum..oya let's hear urs!

Dont really have the patience to read your story cos on the surface it looks like Its written in Belgian. Lol. But hell yeah. My maaàle na no nonsense woman o. Enough beating. She beat me pass my paaále self.

I can only remember an episode...just ONCE at a very young age. My father was the disciplinarian...that man worked on me like a panel beater
I'm so glad he did.

Yes. I was beaten a lot of times. I have lost count sef but it has not made me love my mum any less.
Mama mi, I love u to bits.

Caracta: I can only remember an episode...just ONCE at a very young age. My father was the disciplinarian...that man worked on me like a panel beater
I'm so glad he did.

ha! c u..mummy's pet..bt am sure ur dad did d beaten sha

Caracta: I can only remember an episode...just ONCE at a very young age. My father was the disciplinarian...that man worked on me like a panel beater
I'm so glad he did.

ha! c u..mummy's pet..wel ur papa dn help her sha

aadetoyin: Yes. I was beaten a lot of times. I have lost count sef but it has not made me love my mum any less.
Mama mi, I love u to bits.

lost count..stubborn gal..lol

my mum used 2 slap and give plenty 'abara',she never used cane maybe cane would have been better than those slaps and abara.But I love her,I always will.

Yes, once!

nisot23: my mum used 2 slap and give plenty 'abara',she never used cane maybe cane would have been better than those slaps and abara.But I love her,I always will.

lol...u dis butty sha..wia we dey chop koboko u dey chop slap??wel, we sef stubborn smal sha

greatgod2012: Yes, once!

ha!ha once??k u are her only child right??

Lwkmd @posts.
My mum isn't much of that, but each time she does; there must be marks to tell the story o.

Funnily, she beats me mostly whenever we're eating, ol'boy, come and see when water and soup became weapons, then the hands would follow giving me hot slaps.

At the end of the day, she'd apologise #as per sweet mother tinz nah#

sweet mum, luv ya loadz

Fussbot: ha!ha once??k u are her only child right??

no, im actually d last born, but im always well behaved........lol, even d one time beating, she begged me later, because it was consipracy from my elder ones, which she got to know later.
May God help us all.

Of course!!
Uncountable times.

^^^^care to share?

@ topic, I was slapped once and after that she apologized. It was even unjustified sef.........was planning to erupt like a volcano/ start breaking things but I cooled down after she did

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BukkyDan: Lwkmd @posts.
My mum isn't much of that, but each time she does; there must be marks to tell the story o.

Funnily, she beats me mostly whenever we're eating, ol'boy, come and see when water and soup became weapons, then the hands would follow giving me hot slaps.

At the end of the day, she'd apologise #as per sweet mother tinz nah#

sweet mum, luv ya loadz

lol..."water and soup became weapons"...d one wey con bad pass na wen u dey sleep!..she do u dat 1 b4??lol..d 1st stroke go be lik sae na 4 ur dream den dey beat u,bt d 2nd 1 o'boy na"egbami o!tani?tani"(pls help!wus is dis??)go wake u b4 u see her face...

greatgod2012:


no, im actually d last born, but im always well behaved........lol, even d one time beating, she begged me later, because it was consipracy from my elder ones, which she got to know later.
May God help us all.

lol...bad siblings u gat...and na dat time wey she con dey beg u..u go con increase d volume of ur cry..#childstuffs#

~vicky~:
Several times as a child and once when I was 19. That was the last straw that broke the camel's back.

she realised u sef don dey get to*****s..lol

Fussbot: lost count..stubborn gal..lol

Very stubborn and na u I take am resemble. but my mum loves me soooo much.

It look her 14yrs b4 she had me so she had to make sure I wasn't spoilt.

NEVER. proud mama's boy.

Fussbot: .lol..."water and soup became weapons"...d one wey con bad pass na wen u dey sleep!..she do u dat 1 b4??lol..d 1st stroke go be lik sae na 4 ur dream den dey beat u,bt d 2nd 1 o'boy na "egbami o!tani?tani"(pls help!wus is dis??)go wake u b4 u see her face...

lwkmd
my step mum was very good at that, at night you'll be hearing screams like"yeeee! Mummy ejor o, mi oni se mo! Daddy egba wa o!..." but she can't try that with me o only her kids.

The last beating I got from my mum, I was 18 then; just last year, you won't believe she flogged me cos I was allergic to the weather, I scratching my body and crying ehn! Frustrated, She flogged the allergy comot for my body using a big sized broom. Gosh! I couldn't scream, just silent sobs o

Well, I'm still counting, cos she's treathening to give me more beatings o.
Sweet mum.

obowunmi: NEVER. proud mama's boy.

nevereven wit dis ur username??u sure sae she neva nab u b4 doing it??

aadetoyin:

Very stubborn and na u I take am resemble. but my mum loves me soooo much.

It look her 14yrs b4 she had me so she had to make sure I wasn't spoilt.

wow!ur mum must be a 'strict' type...i mean u were spsd 2 be pampered cus of wat she went 2ru b4 she had u na....wel, a stubborn child lik u gives mama no option..lol

BukkyDan:

lwkmd
my step mum was very good at that, at night you'll be hearing screams like"yeeee! Mummy ejor o, mi oni se mo! Daddy egba wa o!..." but she can't try that with me o only her kids.

The last beating I got from my mum, I was 18 then; just last year, you won't believe she flogged me cos I was allergic to the weather, I scratching my body and crying ehn! Frustrated, She flogged the allergy comot for my body using a big sized broom. Gosh! I couldn't scream, just silent sobs o

Well, I'm still counting, cos she's treathening to give me more beatings o.
Sweet mum.

lol...try grow some bears....she wldn't want to again...

Fussbot: wow!ur mum must be a 'strict' type...i mean u were spsd 2 be pampered cus of wat she went 2ru b4 she had u na....wel, a stubborn child lik u gives mama no option..lol

Very strict woman o. She was a teacher but funny enough she doesn't beat her students. She normally reserves her energy for us back at home. Anyone that messes up get the beating of his/her life.
That was the only way she knew to correct her own.
Now, we re best friends and am so lucky so I don't ve any marks on my body

Fussbot: nevereven wit dis ur username??u sure sae she neva nab u b4 doing it??

doing what? you mean reading my bible?

Slapped once. My dad was the disciplinarian. . Mum can't do anything violent at all. Even that slap, she was not happy with me for making her do that . I love my mum. . Me on the other hand though . Will be dishing plenty cane o. No time, dis man na softie with kids.

yes o ! them days wey she use hand, slippers, books.......to be honest anything she could lay her hands on

adaobi123: yes o ! them days wey she use hand, slippers, books.......to be honest anything she could lay her hands on

pestle 2??lol

obowunmi:

doing what? you mean reading my bible?

lol

Fussbot: pestle 2??lol

when i say anything i mean anything