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Competition by babarazy: 6:57am On Mar 11, 2013 |
A group of student scientists in Nigeria were to hold a competition to showcase their scientific inventions. The first boy came forward & said: "Am Adesola Kunle from Lagos. I invented a biro that can write whatever someone says on its own". He practicalized it and was applauded. The second person came and said: "I am Osita Chidi from Imo state. I invented a chip that can tell you the amount of money in someone's pockets close to it". He also practicalized it& was also applauded. Then came another man who said: "Am Azeez from Bauchi state. I invented a bomb that can kill anything 1000 metres away and will blow up any human body into million pieces, grinding up the hardest bones in the body. Please can you all sit down while I practicalize it before you all. At this point, the chairman of the competition shouted out. "Azeez! Azeez! dont worry about testing it here. You have done an excellent job & you are already the winner of this competition. |
Re: Competition by bibilessin(f): 7:11am On Mar 11, 2013 |
;DLoL..nice. Btwn,derz nothng special bein first 2 comment! |
Re: Competition by Goldensharkis(f): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2013 |
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Re: Competition by kay9(m): 11:15pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
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