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Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by Lilboots(m): 2:00am On Mar 14, 2013 |
ENGLISH: As it is written in the bible PIDGIN: As dem yarn for bible ENGLISH: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples PIDGIN: Na im Jesus come enter canoe with im padi dem ENGLISH: As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm!! PIDGIN : As the canoe dey go, na im yawa come gas!! ENGLISH: The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind ! PIDGIN : As the yawa dey, na im kasala cum burst ! ENGLISH : The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master! PIDGIN : Na im liver fail im padi dem, na im dem begin hala bros eh! bros eh! ENGLISH : Jesus got up and calmed down the wind! PIDGIN : Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa! ENGLISH : He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith! PIDGIN : Na so Jesus come look im padi dem, shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND ! ENGLISH: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this? PIDGIN : Im padi dem cum hala SHO!! bros J which kain levels na? U B WINCH? 1 Like |
Re: Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by FXKing2012(m): 6:35am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Do this to the Quran and you will see Muslims burning down houses and killing non-muslims. |
Re: Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by Lilboots(m): 9:48am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Lol. |
Re: Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by ajos(m): 10:39am On Mar 14, 2013 |
ENGLISH: If GOD is for us,who can be against us.... PIDGIN: AREA...papa GOD full ground for our side gidibah,no any yawa go show face near us.... 1 Like |
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