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Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by Lilboots(m): 2:00am On Mar 14, 2013
ENGLISH: As it is written in the bible
PIDGIN: As dem yarn for bible
ENGLISH: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus come enter canoe with im padi dem
ENGLISH: As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm!!
PIDGIN : As the canoe dey go, na im yawa come gas!!
ENGLISH: The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind !
PIDGIN : As the yawa dey, na im kasala cum burst !
ENGLISH : The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master!
PIDGIN : Na im liver fail im padi dem, na im dem begin hala bros eh! bros eh!
ENGLISH : Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN : Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa!
ENGLISH : He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith!
PIDGIN : Na so Jesus come look im padi dem, shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND !
ENGLISH: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN : Im padi dem cum hala SHO!! bros J which kain levels na? U B WINCH?

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Re: Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by FXKing2012(m): 6:35am On Mar 14, 2013
Do this to the Quran and you will see Muslims burning down houses and killing non-muslims.
Re: Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by Lilboots(m): 9:48am On Mar 14, 2013
Lol.
Re: Pidgin Bible - Hillarious by ajos(m): 10:39am On Mar 14, 2013
ENGLISH: If GOD is for us,who can be against us....
PIDGIN: AREA...papa GOD full ground for our side gidibah,no any yawa go show face near us....

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