Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs
Chichi: How much per pack
Akpos: £10.00
Chichi: And how long have you been
smoking?
Akpos: 15 years
Chichi: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3
packs a day which puts your spending each
month at £900. In one year, it would be
£10,800 correct?
Akpos: Correct
Chichi: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not
accounting for inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at £162,000correct ­?
Akpos: Correct
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't
smoked,that money could have been put in
a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the
past 15 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No
Akpos: Where's your Ferrari
then?

Akpos interview
OFFICER:- what is your name?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
AKPORS:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER:- your father's name?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
AKPORS:- Moses Peter sir
OFFICER:- your native place?
AKPORS: M.P sir
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
AKPORS:- Merit Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a
job?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
AKPORS:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER:- what is your
personality?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- would you explain
urself and stop wasting my time?
AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back
to you.
AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
AKPORS:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P !
AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!