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Wise Akpos by Nobody: 10:38pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
Chichi: Do you smoke? Akpos: Yes Chichi: How many packs a day? Akpos: 3 packs Chichi: How much per pack Akpos: £10.00 Chichi: And how long have you been smoking? Akpos: 15 years Chichi: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct? Akpos: Correct Chichi: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000correct ? Akpos: Correct Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Akpos: Do you smoke? Chichi: No Akpos: Where's your Ferrari then? |
Re: Wise Akpos by Nobody: 10:41pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
Akpos interview OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER:- your father's name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? AKPORS:- Moses Peter sir OFFICER:- your native place? AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum? AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir OFFICER:- what is your qualification? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?! AKPORS:- Merit Pass OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? AKPORS:- Money Problem sir OFFICER:- what is your personality? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- would you explain urself and stop wasting my time? AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P? OFFICER:- and what's that again? AKPORS:- My Performance. OFFICER:- M.P ! AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!! |
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