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Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 10:15pm On Mar 16, 2013
A British Airways flight from London to Abuja develops a fault in Nigerian airspace.
Very worried, the captain calls the sokoto airport being closer to him than Abuja:
British Airways; "sokoto airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"
"Do you copy?"
.
Sokoto tower; - "Caftin Simiz yayadai, yes we kofi"
.
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting
technical faults"
.
Sokoto tower; - "kai haba!!":O
.
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt
understand that":s :/
.
Sokoto tower; - "okay plight zero zero
Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"
.
British Airways; - "Negative power, first
engine on fire, second engine smoking"
.
Sokoto tower;- "buro ubannan, da
gaske?!!":O :O
.
British Airways; - "Negative, didnt copy
what you said":/
.
Sokoto Tower;- "Kan u kom down to
altitude twenty thousand pit?"
.
British Airways; - "negative tower, wings
won't respond"
.
Sokoto tower; - "waiyayo, tashin
hankali!":O :O :O
.
British Airways; - "negative didnt copy
what you said tower"
.
Sokoto Tower; - "okay d flane will kom
down in som time due to low injin fawa,
ofun ya taya at altitude sis thousan pits
due sebenty digri North"
.
British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the landing gear"
.
Sokoto tower;- "inna lillahi, wa inna ilaihin raji'una!"
.
British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight
007"
.
Sokoto Towers;- "wani order? Ai naku ya
kare kawai!! okay, caftin Simiz, refit apta me ko"
.
British Airways; - "okay what?"
Sokoto Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA
ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU
ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI!
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by nikkyshyne(f): 10:33pm On Mar 16, 2013
undecided
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by k4kenny(f): 10:38pm On Mar 16, 2013
grin grin grin. U don enter am Oº°˚˚˚°º.
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by killuminati(m): 10:56pm On Mar 16, 2013
Lmoa! Hilarious!!!
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by Nobody: 1:22am On Mar 17, 2013
nikkyshyne: undecided

i don't get it either.
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 1:58am On Mar 17, 2013
MsDarkSkin:

i don't get it either.
crack your brain joor

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Re: Time For A Good Laugh by Nobody: 8:31am On Mar 17, 2013
Heya, its funny but not everyone can understand sha...keep tryn,u ll get there someday.
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by Nobody: 2:15pm On Mar 17, 2013
chucky234: crack your brain joor

angry
sharrap there.

i've read it like 3x and still don't get it. grin
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by slimyem: 2:21pm On Mar 17, 2013
Okay...I didn't laugh!
..but i twitched my lips a little.
Nice try!!
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 4:56pm On Mar 17, 2013
MsDarkSkin:

angry
sharrap there.

i've read it like 3x and still don't get it. grin
That's cos you are as dull as a dummy doll
LMAO
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 4:59pm On Mar 17, 2013
Goddson: Heya, its funny but not everyone can understand sha...keep tryn,u ll get there someday.
u ll get there someday? Really,are you serious cos I been doing jokes since I was 20 and am 35 now,that's 15 damn years dummy.
I am a chisel comic buddy,got nothing new to learn.

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