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Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 10:15pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
A British Airways flight from London to Abuja develops a fault in Nigerian airspace. Very worried, the captain calls the sokoto airport being closer to him than Abuja: British Airways; "sokoto airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?" . Sokoto tower; - "Caftin Simiz yayadai, yes we kofi" . British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults" . Sokoto tower; - "kai haba!!":O . British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt understand that":s :/ . Sokoto tower; - "okay plight zero zero Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?" . British Airways; - "Negative power, first engine on fire, second engine smoking" . Sokoto tower;- "buro ubannan, da gaske?!!":O :O . British Airways; - "Negative, didnt copy what you said":/ . Sokoto Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?" . British Airways; - "negative tower, wings won't respond" . Sokoto tower; - "waiyayo, tashin hankali!":O :O :O . British Airways; - "negative didnt copy what you said tower" . Sokoto Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som time due to low injin fawa, ofun ya taya at altitude sis thousan pits due sebenty digri North" . British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the landing gear" . Sokoto tower;- "inna lillahi, wa inna ilaihin raji'una!" . British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007" . Sokoto Towers;- "wani order? Ai naku ya kare kawai!! okay, caftin Simiz, refit apta me ko" . British Airways; - "okay what?" Sokoto Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by nikkyshyne(f): 10:33pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by k4kenny(f): 10:38pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
. U don enter am Oº°˚˚˚°º. |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by killuminati(m): 10:56pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Lmoa! Hilarious!!! |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by Nobody: 1:22am On Mar 17, 2013 |
nikkyshyne: i don't get it either. |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 1:58am On Mar 17, 2013 |
MsDarkSkin:crack your brain joor 1 Like |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by Nobody: 8:31am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Heya, its funny but not everyone can understand sha...keep tryn,u ll get there someday. |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by Nobody: 2:15pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
chucky234: crack your brain joor sharrap there. i've read it like 3x and still don't get it. |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by slimyem: 2:21pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Okay...I didn't laugh! ..but i twitched my lips a little. Nice try!! |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 4:56pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
MsDarkSkin:That's cos you are as dull as a dummy doll LMAO |
Re: Time For A Good Laugh by chucky234(m): 4:59pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Goddson: Heya, its funny but not everyone can understand sha...keep tryn,u ll get there someday.u ll get there someday? Really,are you serious cos I been doing jokes since I was 20 and am 35 now,that's 15 damn years dummy. I am a chisel comic buddy,got nothing new to learn. |
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