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My Neigbhour by saintfizzo(m): 1:01am On Mar 18, 2013 |
I just got home now and met my neighbour (Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking. Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Me: Chizoooooosu!!! amaka don die? Emeka: My brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what happened. Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up to her final year now use "idiot" to save my name in her phone.... Me: Mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u Even makin u cry? U get time my broda... Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me, d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18 Me: Hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau, afterall my own girl dat I want to marry use Evangelist David to save my name in her phone... Emeka (laughing now): Na waoo at least dat one is even beta... Me: Shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony), and den 4 Apostles (Chidi, Samuel, Mike and Greg), den 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: Hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Neigbhour by Redoil: 6:57am On Mar 18, 2013 |
I don donate my own laugh. Hahahahahahahaha? |
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