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Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by gen2briz(m): 3:24pm On Mar 19, 2013
I dey come

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Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by tessyade: 3:24pm On Mar 19, 2013
Before opening the thread, i guessed number 2 will be included and it did. One would have thought this man's errors will die off gradually but it seems the people are not ready to let it go.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by sirugos(m): 3:25pm On Mar 19, 2013
My dear. U relli tried. Nice analyses
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Reggie234: 3:26pm On Mar 19, 2013
Nice one Lorenzo. U have made me laugh.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by carmelion(f): 3:27pm On Mar 19, 2013
I got the joke sha,but where are the best ten jobs?
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by ELgordo(m): 3:27pm On Mar 19, 2013
Nice write up. . . Thumbs up! Ur just too much!!! Big ups man! We need more of such threads Very Happy to comment
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by theripper: 3:28pm On Mar 19, 2013
With the kind of money he embezzles and loots, I would gladly offer myself for dat number 1 job.


Person wey no get basic salary sef. Na from AC to AC


Shout out to the conductors, drivers, NEPA pole pple.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Welder(m): 3:31pm On Mar 19, 2013
This is so true
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 19, 2013
Yeah, the hugs will come in handy for the cyber cafe operators.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by instaforexngr(m): 3:34pm On Mar 19, 2013
your compilation is poor
you didn't add okada riders, insurance and drug marketers, teachers

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Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Nobody: 3:50pm On Mar 19, 2013
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Oh my God........ Dis shows a sign of joblessness
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by dapo338(m): 3:51pm On Mar 19, 2013
Funny!!! And i really like those photos, there are very clear and sharp. More of this
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by nmagirl(f): 3:59pm On Mar 19, 2013
marketing job in Insurance firm
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by kilo88: 4:05pm On Mar 19, 2013
I PREFER THE NO 1 JOB.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Nobody: 4:07pm On Mar 19, 2013
what about all those girls on Adeola hopewell every night, mosquitoes must surely make their lives no easier too

Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by plainmirror(m): 4:08pm On Mar 19, 2013
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Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Odunharry(m): 4:13pm On Mar 19, 2013
nyc one op.
What about d doughnut seller who trek 4m street to street, d eleran(butcher)who carry dia goods on d head,
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by olumyde5(m): 4:17pm On Mar 19, 2013
lorenzos1: 10. BUS CONDUCTORS

There’s the long working hours. There’s the life threatening occupation of hanging half-outside a speeding bus while keeping an eye out for passengers. There’s the smoke and the people you have to deal with everyday.

But the worst -ultimate worst- part of being a bus conductor is having to shout out the unpronounceable names of bus stop names while mentally calculating how much change you owe the guy in the distracting pink shirt. It easily combines our two worst activities: Shouting unpronounceable bus stop names and mathematics.

That’s why they sweat so much. You would to, if your entire day consisted of shouting such destinations as:

SABOYABACOSTAINPANGORIGO.

or

OSHODIOSHODIOSHODIOSH

or

OJUELEBGBAONIPANPANGROOO.


9. NEPA POLE GUY


First of all, working for NEPA is already considered not cool by the general populace. There was this guy in Secondary school whose dad worked for The Authorities, and every time the lights went off, we’d all look at him and shake our heads.

So not only is working for NEPA not cool, but being the Pole Guy who has to go around cutting people’s power lines just has to suck in the worst way. You’re like the bad news guy the Army sends to tell families they’ve lost someone in battle. Only imaging if it’s an army that’s already generally hated by the populace.

It’s up to you to ride in that van with the ladder, get to someone’s house, climb up the pole, disconnect the power, look down, see the crowd of angry faces waiting for you at the bottom, and decide whether descending the ladder is the best option for your general health and longevity.



8. LASTMA OFFICIAL


Everybody’ in Lagos knows who the LASTMA are. Nobody likes them. There job description consists mostly of stopping you when you desperately need to be somewhere important and having the most dull drawn out conversations. You’ll never hear a conversation like: “Oh, there are the LASTMA. Let’s go hang out with them.”

Or “Hey, let’s get them some drinks shall we?”

Never.

You just know you’re in the wrong line of work if the mere sight of you causes 20,000 people to start saying mean things about your uncle’s father’s friend in the village whom they’ve never even met before.



7. BANKER


To everybody who wants to be a banker: Undeceive yourselves. Do yourselves a favor and change your future ambitions as soon as possible. It is a trap. Banking jobs are sort of like babies. You see them all cute and cuddly and you’re like, “Awww, I’d really like to have one of my own.”. Then you decide to have one of you’re own and one day you’re up by 3 a.m changing diapers and you realize that somebody, somewhere, engaged in a bit of false advertising.

Bankers have it the worst. Their working hours are horrible. The Tellers sit behind counters all day counting money an dealing with the most obnoxious customers (to be honest, we ourselves have been the obnoxious customer many a time). Then you stay back after work closes and balance accounts. And if you make some small computing error, you can’t leave until you sort that out. And then they’re targets and goals and deadlines and stuff and about 100 million fresh eager graduates out of school just waiting to take your job.

Next time you go into a bank, show a little compassion will you? Those people have it hard. There was this guy behind the counter where I formerly used to bank, and every time I went there, his face was a cry for help. It was like dud, get me out of here.

You do not want to be a banker. Especially not in Lagos. Trust me.


6. INTERNET CAFE OWNER


Remember 2001? Internet Cafe Owners had it good that year, didn’t they? Nobody understood what the internet was really about and we were all easy prey. We’d spend 1 hour waiting for an available system, hoping the guy with 12 minutes remaining wasn’t going to purchase more time. Then you’d pay some ridiculous amount for your one hour ticket. You’d sit there in front of your system for 30 minutes waiting for Yahoo Messenger to finish loading. And at the end of it, you’d look at the owner and say Thank You Sir, For Letting Me Use Your Internet Facilities.

Now if you’re an internet cafe owner, it may be beginning to dawn on you that maybe, just maybe, you’re in the wrong line of business. Maybe it’s those empty seats. Maybe it’s the drastic reduction in cashflow. Maybe it’s just how people don’t really need you anymore. Maybe it’s how people don’t even bother to accuse you of harboring Yahoo guys.

Everybody’s got a laptop now. And those who don’t have smart phones. And guess what, they can access the internet too.

Internet cafes have gone from this:

To this:


To this:

If you know any internet cafe owners, give them a hug.


5. PLUMBER


Quite possibly, and this is just an assumption made after a few months of casual observation, Lagos has the worst drainage system in the world. There are literally hundreds of thousands of houses in Lagos. This translates to millions of toilets flushing at any point on time.

We don’t want to dwell on this too much, but imagine for a moment the nasty surprises that await the Plumber. Imaging the sort of surprises that get mixed up in the convoluted network that runs beneath the city.

You’d turn up to fix a blocked pipe in Festac, and before you know it, you’re unclogging bottles from Alausa, pure water packs from Fadeyi and perhaps a Yatch or two from Ikoyi.


4. GATEMAN


There’s nothing wrong about holding doors open for people. Gates on the other hand, are a problem.

It would drive me crazy, repeating that simple process of walking to a car, looking at the occupants as if they were all under suspicion, walking to the gate, dragging it open, dragging it shut, and then waiting for when the people who just drove in minutes ago, want to leave. Then the other 90% of the time, you’re sitting out there in the sun doing absolutely nothing.


3. CHAUFFEUR


People always complain about the Lagos traffic. The only people who don’t are Drivers. Why? They’ve seen it all. All sorts of traffic. The short ones. The long ones. The ones that end at the next red Light, and the ones that end in another state. They’ve spent hours on 3rd Mainland enjoying the view. They’ve understood the inner workings of that Iyana Ipaja. They have a fond relationship with Ibadan Expressway.

I’m not talking about cab drivers, who spend a lot of time coasting around eyeballing pedestrians and dreaming up impossible price fares. I don’t think anyone who hasn’t been a driver can adequately appreciate how much misery the job must entail.


2. NSCDC LAGOS COMMANDANT


Man. This is a major contender for the worst job in Lagos. You know Mr Shem of course. And if you don’t you need to watch this.

Let’s just put it this way, there’s no man in town who is the brunt of as many jokes as this poor fellow.

First came the memes

And merchandise.

And a remix.

And a skank


1. GOVERNOR- LAGOS STATE


There are about 21 million people crammed into this tiny state. And every morning, every one of these people is looking up to this guy to somehow keep them safe and magically better their lives.

And if you’re the governor, while you’re doing this you have to keep an eye out for political enemies who are trying to make you look bad and summarily lose your job.

Then figure out how to deal with pollution.

And over population.

And crime.

And bad roads.

And Commandants who don’t know their organisation’s website addresses.

And 21 million of us.

Worst. Job. Ever.


http://miabaga.com/p/top-ten-worst-jobs-to-have-in-lagos/


[size=24pt]So which Job you wan kom do now? You wan turn Armed Robber? You just criticize all the Jobs finish, I guess you're just looking for something to write on your blog, but please don't discourage these people, great things starts small, pls leave dem alone dem no tell you say dem wan do the Job forever. Maybe the 1st and 2nd job might not be too good but these people really show that they are not lazy[/size]
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Texykool: 4:20pm On Mar 19, 2013
Temismith: Space Keeped

KEEPED

Haba!!!

By the way... If I may ask... ARE YOU RELATED TO THE MAN WITH THE NUMBER 2 JOB
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Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by phabulous88(m): 4:31pm On Mar 19, 2013
Lol @ the dude whose dad is a NEPA official. Must have been very humiliating grin grin
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Nobody: 4:32pm On Mar 19, 2013
"You’d sit there in front of your system for 30 minutes waiting for Yahoo Messenger to finish loading. And at the end of it, you’d look at the owner and say Thank You Sir, For Letting Me Use Your Internet Facilities".


LOL.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by vicuze(m): 4:46pm On Mar 19, 2013
EKO O NI BAJE
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by TableLeg(m): 4:50pm On Mar 19, 2013
Eko Oni baje cheesy
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by scobaba: 4:59pm On Mar 19, 2013
instaforex ngr: your compilation is poor
you didn't add okada riders, insurance and drug marketers, teachers
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Oya compile ur own naa.

Okada riders are flexing if you don't know.

Insurance how? Ops or marketers?
If ops, they are flexing. If marketers, its d same usual stress with all marketing job, though cud be a little more stressful.
Drug marketers......don't even go der.
Teachers...forget the stress in the classrooms, you don't know their joy when they see their students doing well in life.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by tos4u(m): 5:10pm On Mar 19, 2013
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typing dis rubbish on nairaland must b d worst job ever!
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Nobody: 5:13pm On Mar 19, 2013
Despite the terrible working conditions many of them face, they still get out there and do their job. Hustlers. Gotta respect that.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Sike(m): 5:36pm On Mar 19, 2013
Funny post but true.
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Nobody: 5:50pm On Mar 19, 2013
[b][/b][/size][size=8pt][size=8pt][/size] SECURITY OFFICER IS THE WORST EVER... U SPEND THE WHOLE OF UR DAYS.. RESUME BY 6 AM AND CLOSE BY 6 AM. ONE DAY OFF...
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Slowsteper(f): 5:52pm On Mar 19, 2013
olumyde5:


[size=24pt]So which Job you wan kom do now? You wan turn Armed Robber? You just criticize all the Jobs finish, I guess you're just looking for something to write on your blog, but please don't discourage these people, great things starts small, pls leave dem alone dem no tell you say dem wan do the Job forever. Maybe the 1st and 2nd job might not be too good but these people really show that they are not lazy[/size]
must you quote virtualy evrytin just to comment?
Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by infonirt: 6:01pm On Mar 19, 2013
Ndyoo: lol...I still envy Governor fashola,one day I will be a leader,a governor for my own state-Anambra.

Governor Ko Governor ni

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