NAME: Akpors Akpororo STATE OF ORIGIN: Jokes State DATE OF BIRTH: Past and Future. GENDER: Male HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare hands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down Mount Everest &
- Collecting rock particles from the moon RECORDS:
- Fought with an elephant and broke its
neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a fully
loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman and the Dead Sea.
- Held my breath under water for 2 months,
3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F.
Kennedy, Tupac, B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
- Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was
still erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird.. SILLY THINGS DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane
Katrina.
- Snow boarding on Mount Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single
punch, only 99 died instantly and the one
that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- When a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an
asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- Really don't like to brag.

Akpors,my new superhero!!