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AKPORS' CV (for Those Who Are Yet To Know Him) by aminho(m): 8:52pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
NAME: Akpors Akpororo STATE OF ORIGIN: Jokes State DATE OF BIRTH: Past and Future. GENDER: Male HOBBIES: - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, - Catching bullets with bare hands, - Assassination, - Jogging up & down Mount Everest & - Collecting rock particles from the moon RECORDS: - Fought with an elephant and broke its neck. - Skinned a crocodile alive. - Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman and the Dead Sea. - Held my breath under water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds! - Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tupac, B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: - Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting - Outran a cheetah. - Fluent in 10,598 languages. - Killed twitter bird.. SILLY THINGS DONE: - Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina. - Snow boarding on Mount Everest. - Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: - Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: - When a cobra died after biting me. - When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: - Really don't like to brag. 1 Like |
Re: AKPORS' CV (for Those Who Are Yet To Know Him) by ovalrose(f): 12:29pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Akpors,my new superhero!! |
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