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My Point Exactly by SamMilla1(m): 5:52pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
A 98-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the bush, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 98-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor replied, "Thats exactly my point." |
Re: My Point Exactly by tjtj1(m): 6:32pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
nice one milla lol, so the old man is not the father |
Re: My Point Exactly by SamMilla1(m): 6:34pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me up here to make love to you!" They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts down the stairs to his friend, "Both of them?" The reply comes back, "Yes, both of them |
Re: My Point Exactly by tjtj1(m): 6:37pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
wishes i was tht guy man, lucky liar |
Re: My Point Exactly by naijastyle: 6:59pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Sammy Keep it coming |
Re: My Point Exactly by SamMilla1(m): 7:03pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Two men were down the pub talking. The first man said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible !" The second man says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God!" "She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?" "Easy, Every night she goes to the kitchen, prepares a burnt offering and places it before me!" |
Re: My Point Exactly by delib: 7:09pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: My Point Exactly by tytylayor: 4:10pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
@milla more jooooo |
Re: My Point Exactly by efuah(f): 12:38pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
lol clemcy some folks sef! |
Re: My Point Exactly by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
lol efuah wetin i do u abi i don dey terrorize ur dream how ur soldier? send this one to am |
Re: My Point Exactly by SamMilla1(m): 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
who is her soldier clemcy ? |
Re: My Point Exactly by segunpc(m): 2:26pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
goods jokes as usual sammy. keep it up. |
Re: My Point Exactly by ThugLife1(m): 12:40am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Nice one |
Re: My Point Exactly by tytylayor: 3:14pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
expecting more Gem Sam Milla |
Re: My Point Exactly by aristole(m): 3:24pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
=D>=D>=D> |
Re: My Point Exactly by nightnurse(f): 3:32pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
SAM, these ur jokes are really tight jo, thumbs up! |
Re: My Point Exactly by tufe(m): 3:39pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
. . .na him work na |
Re: My Point Exactly by clemcykul(f): 4:06pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
a par murderator abi no be so |
Re: My Point Exactly by folly69(m): 4:14pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
all hail sam miller great jokes man keep it coming |
Re: My Point Exactly by SamMilla1(m): 4:16pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
flattered thanks guys, together we will make other sections envy us |
Re: My Point Exactly by tufe(m): 4:17pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
plz dont blush |
Re: My Point Exactly by naijastyle: 4:20pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
He cant help it |
Re: My Point Exactly by tytylayor: 4:38pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
continue blushing Sam |
Re: My Point Exactly by tufe(m): 7:16pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
Oya stop now, it is not manly |
Re: My Point Exactly by SamMilla1(m): 7:17pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
muito obrigado tufe |
Re: My Point Exactly by tufe(m): 7:31pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
. .hmm that one pass my power ooo |
Re: My Point Exactly by ituen(m): 11:25pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
. . abi u dey aspire to reach that level |
Re: My Point Exactly by SamMilla1(m): 1:13am On Apr 15, 2008 |
tufe: sorry tufe, the thing pass my power too, |
Re: My Point Exactly by ituen(m): 4:18am On Apr 15, 2008 |
Re: My Point Exactly by ohilebo(m): 8:05am On Apr 15, 2008 |
@ SAM MILLA , ''He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead'' I think the Rabbit had a heart attack, that is if the umbrella actually produced the bang bang, Nice way to tell the Old Man the truth, and nice jokes ,, all of them |
Re: My Point Exactly by clemcykul(f): 8:37am On Apr 15, 2008 |
mr analyser who send u |
Re: My Point Exactly by tufe(m): 11:48am On Apr 15, 2008 |
i wonder o |
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