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PRESS RELEASE (by Oga At The Top) by zenith7(m): 11:53pm On Mar 28, 2013
I saw this on a friend's facebook wall and want fellow Nairalanders to confirm the authenticity of this. Did he actually write this?


Mr. Shem Obafaiye (My Oga At The Top) Releases Press Statement
Hello, I salute you all,my name is Mr. Shem Obafaiye, the Lagos StateCommandant of the Nigeria Security & Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) that was wrongly suspended for an interview in which I stressed ‘My Oga At The Top’.
Everyone knows that it is not easyto go for an interview in Nigeria and pass. Apart from that,Channels TV didn’t give me a pre-questionair ­­ e which they should have done by ethical standards,they failed and where more interested in humiliating me.
Let me ask,how many of you know the numbers of your homes?
How many of you even know the plate number of your cars you have been driving for years now? VIO will take note. In the heat of such an interview,I could not categorically state whether it was nscdc.comor nscdc.org. So I said ‘that’s all’,believing they will understand and move on. If I put only 2 ‘ww’s,who doesn’t know that it is 3 ‘www’s to make an internet site search?
I would like all to forward this till it reaches my oga’s at the top so that I can be called back to office,life is hard. Over the years,I have passed courses and done well in the field to be made Commandant in lagos,why is it that comment that makes them suspend me? Why?
And for DJ Ziggy of amebor talk,I won’t be angry with you. If you know him,tell him God Bless Him,because some entertainment houses have asked to sign my son,one that is an upcoming entertainer. In life,be careful who you praise,because those you praise can bring you down. It is only GOD. Please broadcast this categorically. I apologise to all Nigerians for my blunder. It will never happen again.
As you restore me back into office,GOD will restore you back tomore progress,Amen.
I count on you Nigerians because I know now you all must love me. I forgive you all,but you must help me and my family out of this dilemma.
Thank you and God bless.
Mr. Shem Obafaiye, Lagos State Commandant (NSCDC).
Re: PRESS RELEASE (by Oga At The Top) by agohavivi(f): 8:16am On Mar 29, 2013
Is this for real or a mere joke?
Re: PRESS RELEASE (by Oga At The Top) by Lusola15: 8:53am On Mar 29, 2013
Guy u get sense at all
Re: PRESS RELEASE (by Oga At The Top) by Super1759: 8:54am On Mar 29, 2013
Hhahaahahahaha what a good friday joke of the season....
Make una free dis man abeg

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