ruky_ivy:

april fool

Una no dey big pass somthing?

Double N:

Bunch of Jobless folks!

blackmann:

[b]My babe did two things this morning for the April fool's day:-

- She called me and told me in an emotion-laden voice that she doesn't know what's going on at home - that she called and everyone was crying(her younger sister just got out of the hospital some days back after a fatal accident that took several lives and left her with a fracture in her lower back.) I thot the girl was dead and like a fool i called her house. Imagine my shock when her younger ones shouted "APRIL FOOL!!!!" at me. I called my babe back and she was just laughing.

- The same crazy girl called my cousin at work and told him that i was tired of her and had decided to call the relationship off(we quarrelled some days back sha). She was crying on the phone and told the guy to beg me. My yeye cousin then called me and started begging, telling me to forgive her for whatever it was she had done. I was just laughing and i told him she had taken him for a fool too. I later called her and told her that yes, it's the spirit of the season, but she shouldn't try such things again, and that if it wasn't that i wasn't in town, i would have laid her across my laps and spanked her rear raw. Those jokes were too heavy.[/b]

blackmann:

[b]My babe did two things this morning for the April fool's day:-

- She called me and told me in an emotion-laden voice that she doesn't know what's going on at home - that she called and everyone was crying(her younger sister just got out of the hospital some days back after a fatal accident that took several lives and left her with a fracture in her lower back.) I thot the girl was dead and like a fool i called her house. Imagine my shock when her younger ones shouted "APRIL FOOL!!!!" at me. I called my babe back and she was just laughing.

- The same crazy girl called my cousin at work and told him that i was tired of her and had decided to call the relationship off(we quarrelled some days back sha). She was crying on the phone and told the guy to beg me. My yeye cousin then called me and started begging, telling me to forgive her for whatever it was she had done. I was just laughing and i told him she had taken him for a fool too. I later called her and told her that yes, it's the spirit of the season, but she shouldn't try such things again, and that if it wasn't that i wasn't in town, i would have laid her across my laps and spanked her rear raw. Those jokes were too heavy.[/b]

neo_welsh:

my mumsi woke me up this morning and said the money has been paid last night that i should go and meet my uncle. because of money way i hear, i con quickly brush my yanch and rush dere. when i go there they now shouted april fool, i almost

t-rex007:

@blackmann, i think your girl is romantic