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Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ohilebo(m): 9:03am On Apr 02, 2008 |
Express yourself 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days, " 3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave, " 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith, " 10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, " 11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 12. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." 13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. Na wah, na thesame British Teach us English or what? |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by clemcykul(f): 9:43am On Apr 02, 2008 |
wat a letter! funny 4 sure |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ohilebo(m): 9:57am On Apr 02, 2008 |
@ clemcykul , Thanks my guy |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by segunpc(m): 10:08am On Apr 02, 2008 |
POSTER u ll ve to leave me too. good jokes. |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ohilebo(m): 10:33am On Apr 02, 2008 |
@ segunpc , I hereby declare one day leave for you. |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by aristole(m): 10:45am On Apr 02, 2008 |
I travelled nd all of you left me!!! Nice joke!!! |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by kronkykay(m): 10:54am On Apr 02, 2008 |
good jokes dude |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by divanaija1: 11:39am On Apr 02, 2008 |
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, " Got ta roll on da floor wit laughter. . . .oh mennnnnnnn Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha U made ma day bro. thanks |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ohilebo(m): 11:43am On Apr 02, 2008 |
@ diva_naija , even this one too "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." meaning say na him kill am , abi? and he want 10 days to run away |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by Emperoh(m): 11:48am On Apr 02, 2008 |
I am looking for the one to send my boss |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ohilebo(m): 11:57am On Apr 02, 2008 |
@ Emperoh, you are very free to use any one you like, but i will recommend this "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by divanaija1: 12:02pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
ohilebo: Oh mennnnnnnnnn. . . here's 4 your effort |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by clemcykul(f): 12:23pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
heyy aritole kinna missed ya wellcome back |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by SamMilla1(m): 12:28pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
@ i wil hunt u down with guns, kepp running |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ituen(m): 7:41am On Apr 10, 2008 |
Sammy, Na wetin u dey use hunt am? I hope not broomstick and matches oh |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by clemcykul(f): 9:25am On Apr 10, 2008 |
i beg add catapault join |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ituen(m): 9:28am On Apr 10, 2008 |
Sammy village never use that kain technology b4 |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by aremuobj: 1:38pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
I' also going on leaf |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by Origin(f): 3:40pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
@ POSTER MY OGA ABOUT TO SACK ME FOR SUDDEN BURST TO LAUGTER I HEREBY REQUEST ANOTHER JOB |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ituen(m): 12:01am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Origin, as dem sack u as gatewoman, na which other job u want? |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ThugLife1(m): 12:14am On Apr 11, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by clemcykul(f): 11:03am On Apr 11, 2008 |
iteun i think she go lyke this job *amebo consultant* |
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