Akpos' First day in a new
Secondary School.
Teacher: There will be an
elementary science test next
week. Contrary
to his
nature, Akpos reads his book
from cover to
cover
like no man's business. On test
day, teacher
lines up
about 5 birds, covering each with
a piece of
cloth so only their legs are visible.
Question 1:
Looking at
the leg of a bird write down its'
common
name,
species, family, zoological name,
habitat etc.
After
about 20mins of frustration and
not writing
down
anything, Akpos storms to the
teacher's desk
and
slams his blank sheet in front of
the teacher.
'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am
going
home!' Teacher:
What a rude boy! Come back here.
What is
your name? Akpos raises his
trouser and
points to
his leg: 'Oya u too, look my leg na,
tell me my
name,
my surname, where I dey live,
which tribe I
come
from. "

na true na