Two men met at a bus stop and
struck up a
conversation. One of them kept
complaining
of family problems. Finally, the
other man said:
"You think you have family
problems? Listen
to my
situation.
... A few years ago I met a young
widow with a
grown-up daughter and we got
married.
"Later my father married my
stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my
stepmother
and my father became my stepson.
Also, my
wife became mother in-law of her
father-in-
law.Then the daughter of my wife,
my
stepmother, had a son. This boy
was my half-
brother because he was my
father's son, but
he was also the son of my wife's
daughter
which made him my wife's grand-
son. That
made me the grandfather of my
half-brother. "This was nothing
until my wife
and I had a son. Now the half-
sister of my
son, my stepmother, is also the
grandmother.
"This makes my father the
brother-in-law of my child, whose
stepsister
is my father's wife, I'm my
stepmother's
brother-in-law, ­ my wife is her own
child's
aunt, my son is my father's
nephew and I'm
My own grandfather! And you
think you have
family problems. Please Free Me,
says the
other man, you dont only have a
problem, u're
mad as well.