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Men Again by tessybaby(f): 3:12pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
Time for some male bashing, (For a change), Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are. Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares??, Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink, Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 3:14pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour! A PRAYER, Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 3:15pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals" |
Re: Men Again by tytylayor: 3:53pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
tessybaby u r toooo much |
Re: Men Again by StanP(m): 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
@poster, do u have a boyfriend? |
Re: Men Again by StanP(m): 4:26pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
this is one of the effect of women liberalization, in the good old days which woman would dare say such derogatory statement about de person who donated a rid so she come to life. On behalf of the guys in nairaland i demand an unreserved apology for those insult even on your dad,brother,uncle,fucker, and after that u will be placed under house arrest in my domain, Guilty or not guilty. |
Re: Men Again by aristole(m): 4:29pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
@tessy baby thumbs up!!!! |
Re: Men Again by GeeCee(m): 4:32pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
StanP: Guilty as charged |
Re: Men Again by Lolabbey: 4:33pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
tessybaby na u bikoooooooooo hw are d twins ,sure triplets are on d way |
Re: Men Again by gilgee(m): 4:38pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
All hail Tessy for a story well told. . . no wonder Ituen no gree pay your bride price. |
Re: Men Again by TOYOSI20(f): 9:25pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
Very nice |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 7:37am On Apr 04, 2008 |
StanP: see me see trouble ooo i call ya name? na "guilty concience" dey do u so Lolabbey: the twins are doing great. they are with their grand parents ituen's parents in Hawaii gilgee: bride pride no dey for fashion again. these days they don't pay bride price |
Re: Men Again by olulu(m): 8:28am On Apr 04, 2008 |
@poster na cane u go chop no respect, no red skirt at all, no let me pounce on u o which kain nonsense tin u post, i was actually plannin to help ur condition but now i withdraw my help tytylayor: aristole: Lolabbey: TOYOSI20: wetin una wan talk b4? jobless, lazy and gossiping house wives |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 2:29pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
@olulu take ya time oooo |
Re: Men Again by delib: 3:10pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
chei i don miss o o o |
Re: Men Again by ademiller(f): 3:12pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
i laff so tay i me, ;Dguys are goin to commit murder, tessy u don enter wahala wit the male populace |
Re: Men Again by StanP(m): 3:36pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
@tessy baby You know what u are looking for, make i no talk am now sha |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 4:09pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
@ademiller which male populace? dem no dey fear face? i dey here; i dey wait for them |
Re: Men Again by quentininc(m): 4:21pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
@ tessybaby abi the face go make all of them run cos as u talk am if e ugly then they go tear 4 40 |
Re: Men Again by gilgee(m): 6:10pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
In fact Tessy, for committing this atrocity with alacrity and remorselessly, this woman go be miss world compared to you when you old. Every man in the house make una shout capital lettered AMEN!!!
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Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 6:33pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
nice pic there |
Re: Men Again by gilgee(m): 6:38pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
AMEN! |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 8:54am On Apr 07, 2008 |
shame dey do u? gilgee |
Re: Men Again by olulu(m): 9:27am On Apr 07, 2008 |
tessybaby: or else what? its a man's world, women are just attache. tessybaby: yep, cos its u. @gilgee Awomen, Amen, A-children, A-everytin |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 10:46am On Apr 07, 2008 |
when they talk of MEN u call urself one? u are not one of them plz |
Re: Men Again by gilgee(m): 11:06am On Apr 07, 2008 |
@Tessy Shame for where? Me no get shame ooo. If him nobi man; wetin he be then? |
Re: Men Again by tessybaby(f): 11:36am On Apr 07, 2008 |
half woman and half man WomanMan |
Re: Men Again by gilgee(m): 11:48am On Apr 07, 2008 |
kai! you mean manwo? |
Re: Men Again by ademiller(f): 12:15pm On Apr 07, 2008 |
@ tessy baby, i think hes a she male ;d |
Re: Men Again by ztyle(m): 12:26pm On Apr 07, 2008 |
what make u think so? |
Re: Men Again by ademiller(f): 1:06pm On Apr 07, 2008 |
ztyle, u can ask tessy that |
Re: Men Again by olulu(m): 1:58pm On Apr 07, 2008 |
tessybaby: tessybaby: Am i really a man? hmmmmmmm, theres only one way to find out room 123, Moonlight hotel, gbagada gra, Ikeja extension, ikoyi, Lagos 7pm, tonite, don't be late. we should c d efx in a month's time, but what if we dn't?, well, we will try again. but assure u nine months later, u will c d result ademiller: ademiller: Girlfriend, u ought to learn to think b4 u open ur mouth, and confirm what u want to say, else sum people might call what u say "foolish" just a friendly advice, u know |
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