An edo man invited frnds 4 his mother's burial, after lowering d coffin, dey put yam, rice,meat etc, into d grave. An hausa man asked why? d edo man smiled & said, "According to our tradition, d dead go on long journey & need all d food items dey can get. de hausa maan dropped 100,000 inside and said, "When d food finished buy more". The yoruba man also dropped 50,000 and said add dis incase it's not enough. de igboman smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of 200,000, dropped it in d coffin & took d 150,000 notes as change, den said, Nwanne withdraw wen u reach dia o...it is going to be a dangerous journey we dont knw how many robbers are out there" so is beta u go cashless.

The joke section is finished. U hardly find latest and funny jokes again, all u see are old recycle jokes.

metcheeew

realsammie: The joke section is finished. U hardly find latest and funny jokes again, all u see are old recycle jokes.

metcheeew

if the joke section has finished, why not re-start it?

Pls letz av new jokes instend of this outdated ones

*jst passing by*

Its not outdated... I am hearing it for the first time and its funny as hell...