President Obasanjo and the Queen's Test

Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come and visit her in England .

One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the Queen her success secret. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are intelligent.

She decided to show him exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence."

Queen: "Oh! hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"

Tony Blair "It's ME!"

Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye"

"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the Queen asked. "Yes, thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that!"

Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Turaki [Atiku] and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him:

"Turaki I have a question for you; your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."

Turaki thinks, and thinks, "Em, you must give me some time to think about it."

And Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out with an answer.

That afternoon, Turaki called a meeting to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up a Turaki family tree, but to no avail.

The next morning, he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings, former president of Ghana.

"Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?"

Jerry answers immediately. "Hey, Turaki, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!"

Turaki rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed to know the answer to such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's ! Jerry Rawlings!"

Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko, Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid VP. I'll make sure you're Removed from office. The child is TONY BLAIR!"

Old but it rocks anyday

for sure lol

lol

*pulls hair and screams* Damn, how many times? I can't take it anymore!!*pushes poster out the glass window*

But there is no window

So poster cracks her head open against the wall. . .oops!

. . . . . and spills grey matter in the process

does the poster even have grey matter

well a rotten small pea inside a brain can create grey matter