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The Rescue by drealnoni(f): 4:43pm On May 10, 2006
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”
Re: The Rescue by micklplus(m): 4:58pm On May 10, 2006
How come people are always tackling this guy sef ! Nna men !
I hope Bush will not send his army troop here ooooooooo
Re: The Rescue by memyself2(f): 6:16pm On May 10, 2006
rotflmao, grin
Re: The Rescue by diddy4(m): 10:03pm On May 10, 2006
the boy tok true, wheelchair na his next option after in ell him papa. damn that was funny. bush aint that bad at all.
Re: The Rescue by Z4M4eva(f): 1:57pm On May 11, 2006
l.o.l

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