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How Business Is Done by akara(m): 5:57pm On Apr 06, 2008
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case, ok'


Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case, ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case, ok'

This is how business is done!!
Re: How Business Is Done by djcrooky(m): 6:27pm On Apr 06, 2008
cool bizz man
Re: How Business Is Done by Frizy(m): 9:26pm On Apr 06, 2008
Na so den dey do business? grin. Una
Re: How Business Is Done by Aiphie(f): 12:52pm On Apr 07, 2008
Oh yeah!!!
I love this business.
Re: How Business Is Done by olulu(m): 3:16pm On Apr 07, 2008
coooooooooool business


grin grin grin
Re: How Business Is Done by sincity(m): 4:16pm On Apr 07, 2008
Father: Aiphie, i want u to marry sincity
Aiphie: Why angry??
Re: How Business Is Done by kingkams(m): 5:09pm On Apr 07, 2008
Nice one. grin grin grin

Bros, you be igbo?
Re: How Business Is Done by akara(m): 5:23pm On Apr 07, 2008
I be Nigerian, last time I checked
Re: How Business Is Done by clemcykul(f): 10:16am On Apr 08, 2008
having a gud laff
Re: How Business Is Done by ituen(m): 2:04am On Apr 09, 2008
this biz na wire
Re: How Business Is Done by Rebellious(f): 2:11am On Apr 09, 2008
That's how I got my recent boyfriend  tongue . . .damn, I've got game grin
Re: How Business Is Done by ituen(m): 2:13am On Apr 09, 2008
so na 419 babe u be?
Re: How Business Is Done by Rebellious(f): 2:22am On Apr 09, 2008
lipsrsealed Read my signature and tell me what you think.
Re: How Business Is Done by ituen(m): 12:18pm On Apr 09, 2008
Chaiii. . . .

na im u dey use deceive the 15yr old boys like Sam millan
Re: How Business Is Done by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On Apr 09, 2008
lmao grin

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