After spending lot of money for presnets and cash a 68 year old millionaire got a night invitation by a 18 year old girl. So he went to the doctor and said "give me the injection that will make my tube in to a rigid iron club with long lasting power. The girl agreed for tonight". The doctor asked him, how old is she? Oh , just now she started 18. Doctor in reply said you must be a real lucky chap, by the way you must sure get rid of it other wise you will not be able to pass urine. And gave the injection. The old man was walking with 3 legs and a happy face.
Next day the doctor saw him in his office, "How, wonderfull experience"? Need more medicine?
Yes, I need more medicine, not for the pole but for both my hands.
The little bitch cheatd me. Didn't visit me. So I used both my hands to get rid of it, both my hands are paining as I am old.
Give me two injections for both hands.