A professor drove into a
petrol
station in his sleek
state of the art range rover
sports:
Proff: Guy, abeg give me full tank. Fuel
Attendant : I only speak
English Sir...Pidgin is not
appropriate.
Professor:
Ok!! good morning. I currently feel
a profound desire to replenish
the propellant
of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to
transfer from your
subterranean
reservoir a sufficient quantity
of the
combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the
appropriate
receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Bros. na
play I dey play ooo, ah u don vex. how much
fuel u wan buy now...lol.