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| --mr AKPORS CV-- by Wisdytech(m): 1:43pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Mr AKPORS CV: > Name: Sir, General, Thief, Mrs, mr, Comr, armrobber, Dr, engr Akpors > State of ORIGIN: UNICAL [University of CALABAR] > Age: Bleep, but take 599yrs > Occupation & work experience: Armrobbery|native doctor, can Cure AIDS|PUBERTY & had work 4 400yrz so far! > Resident: Ur house, whn i cum to Thief U > Height: i tall pass Iroko TREE, ooo > Children: I get like 300 child(s) so FAR > Marital Status: I go marry ur wife sooner, bt 4 nw i get jst 85 wive(ses) => afta readin, THE MANAGER, Ran MAD!! |
| Re: --mr AKPORS CV-- by bingbagbo(m): 1:50pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
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| Re: --mr AKPORS CV-- by princemmab(m): 2:01pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Dis is Not even close to a joke... #pathetic |
| Re: --mr AKPORS CV-- by possibilita(m): 2:03pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
 e be like say you no get work thats why you day make this brainless joke |
| Re: --mr AKPORS CV-- by Nobody: 2:27pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Were you expecting me to laugh? now I'm more angry for wasting my 32kb to view this page  |
| Re: --mr AKPORS CV-- by ATMC(f): 2:48pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Well i giggled. |
| Re: --mr AKPORS CV-- by sKeetz(m): 4:22pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Most times its not even the joke itself but the comments that gets me cracking  |
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