1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A
Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy
Tone.
2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your
Hands Become Coated With Grease Your
Nose Will Begin To Itch.
3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When
Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible
Corner.
4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss
You Were Late For Work Because You Had
A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will
Have A Flat Tire.
5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is
Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings.
6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of
Meeting Someone You Know Increases
When You Are With Someone You Don’t
Want To Be Seen With.
7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To
Prove To Someone That A Machine Won’t
Work, It Will.
Law Of Biomechanics: The Severity Of
The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The
Reach.
9) Theater Rule: People With The Seats At
The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last.
10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit
Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss
Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will
Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.
11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept A
Proposal You Will Get A Better One