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Alcohol Side Effects by tytylayor: 3:13pm On Apr 08, 2008
[center]Side effects of alcohol , And remedies!!!




1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.


Cause

:

Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).


Cure:

Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward



2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.


Cause

:

You're lying on the floor.


Cure:

Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.



3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.


Cause

:

You're looking through an empty glass.


Cure:

Quickly refill with your favorite drink!



4. Symptom : The floor is moving.


Cause

:

You're being dragged away.


Cure:

At least ask where they're taking you!



5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.


Cause

:

You have your glass on your ear.


Cure:

Stop making a fool of yourself!








6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.


Cause

:

You're in the wrong house.


Cure:

Ask if they can point you to your house.





7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
The music is very repetitive.


Cause

:

You're in an ambulance.


Cure:

Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

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Re: Alcohol Side Effects by tytylayor: 3:43pm On Apr 08, 2008
forgot to add dis

Re: Alcohol Side Effects by SamMilla1(m): 4:26pm On Apr 08, 2008
funny
Re: Alcohol Side Effects by brimbrack(m): 4:30pm On Apr 08, 2008
Hilariuos!
Re: Alcohol Side Effects by gilgee(m): 4:53pm On Apr 08, 2008
Cool
Re: Alcohol Side Effects by quentininc(m): 6:00pm On Apr 08, 2008
@ poster

tyty u too much
Re: Alcohol Side Effects by ituen(m): 12:44am On Apr 09, 2008
this is nice TYTY

@Quentin
No use that style enter that chic oh
Re: Alcohol Side Effects by clemcykul(f): 1:11pm On Apr 09, 2008
tyte stuff grin

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