Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy
is coming back soon..
AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything..
Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up. .
.
CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've
bought tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps
tearing it.
.
TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?.
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.
TEACHER: Spell it..
AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose, R-O-S-E.
.
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your
friend..
.
Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do
Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION"...
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...y big animal , You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"...
.
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a
woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies
and find that WOMAN
.
Teacher: Make a Sentence with 'Big'
Akpos: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make a longer sentence.
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
.
OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency?
AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me..
OPERATOR: So?.
AKPOS: The ugly one is winning.
.
Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? ..
Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

Haha... Dry

Br3nd4: Haha... Dry

Tah, go write ur own

ITbomb:
Tah, go write ur own

I wu noh go

Br3nd4: I wu noh go

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