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Inteligent Akpors....vewy Funny by Slowvenom(m): 11:26am On Apr 19, 2013 |
A female teacher was having a problem with Akpos in her class of 3rd grade. Akpos said M'am, I should b in 4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis & she's in 4th grade. The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains& took Akpos 2 the Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Akpos with some questions that a4th grade should know. Principal- What's 3+3? Akpos- 6 Principal- 6+6? Akpos- 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many ques and Akpos got them right. The Principal then askedM'am 2 send Akpos 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am- What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of? Akpos- Legs M'am- What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Akpos- Pockets M'am- What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Akpos- Coconut M'am- What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Akpos- Bubble Gum M'am- U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Akpos: Tent The principal was looking restless M'am- A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stnwhat am I? Akpos- Wedding Ring M'am- I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good? Akpos- Nose M'am- I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Akpos- Arrow M'am- What starts wit 'F'& ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Akpos - Fork M'am- Whats it that all men have, it's longer in somemen than others, the Pope doesn'tuse his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Akpos- Surname M'am- What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible4 making love? Akpos- Heart The principal breathed asigh of relief & told the teacher Send Akpos 2 University, I gotthe last 10 questions wrong myself! How Many Like For Akpos . Plz am new here....if its funny....help click the like buton or if possible....u cn comment. 7 Likes |
Re: Inteligent Akpors....vewy Funny by Tropilo(m): 12:05pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Slow venom: A female teacher was having a The Principal was not alone. I also got the questions wrong (rotten mind). Nice and really funny compilation. Well done! |
Re: Inteligent Akpors....vewy Funny by Tropilo(m): 12:05pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Slow venom: A female teacher was having a The Principal was not alone. I also got the questions wrong (rotten mind). Nice and really funny compilation. Well done! |
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