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Mice Balls by belloti(m): 4:49pm On May 11, 2006
This supposedly true story is about a pastor (who is not a computer literate person by his own admission) as he told of a real phone call he received from the church secretary.

Secretary: Pastor, we've got a problem in the computer lab where you met with the confirmation class last week. Some of the boys in the class started messing with the mice.

Pastor: What?!?! {thinking: we've got mice in there?}

Secretary: Yeah, it seems some of the boys removed their balls.

Pastor: {incredulously:} Th, th, they did what How in the world did they do that?

Secretary: They must have used a screwdriver or something.

Pastor: We've got some pretty sick boys, I, I, didn't even realize mice had balls,

Secretary: Yeah, they roll around on 'em all the time.

Pastor: What {still thinking of the little furry real animals} Well, what can we do?

Secretary: I guess we'll have to put 'em back on.

Pastor: WHAT??!!!!!!

Secretary: Hmmm, Pastor, are we talking about the same thing?!
Re: Mice Balls by diddy4(m): 7:58pm On May 11, 2006
no we aint talkin' bout the same thing, duh.
Re: Mice Balls by Z4M4eva(f): 10:34am On May 12, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Mice Balls by micklplus(m): 11:52am On May 12, 2006
Nice One ! Mice ballers !
Cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: Mice Balls by furlee(m): 12:12pm On May 12, 2006
parralell lines grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mice Balls by dm(m): 2:55pm On May 12, 2006
belloti:

Secretary: Hmmm, Pastor, are we talking about the same thing?!
grin I doubt.

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