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Haba 9ja Movies by liljboy(m): 9:47am On Apr 21, 2013
U KNOW ITS A NAIJA
MOVIE IF

.

~ Chief is inside the car
with the glasses
windup, armed robbers
attack and shoots at
chief, the bullet won't
break the glass but will
kill chief inside the car..:
How come ??
~ A man shoots himself
on the head 3
times...Habaaa!!!!!!!
How in the world is that
possible?
~ RMD remembering
when he was still 7
years old as far back as
1960 and suddenly a
HUMMER passesin front
of him....... Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor
poisons Zark Orji's food.
She stirs the poison so
that it will circulate to all
parts of the meal and
then she tastes it.
Zack Orji dies while she
survives. Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back
to 1982 and behind him
is asign board "Vote for
Goodluck" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character
is washing plates and
he suddenly becomes an
adultin his 20's still
washing the same
plates and wearing the
same trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted as
a poor woman suffering
in the village and has to
do serious farm work to
survive, only for you to
see that her fingernails
are fixed with long
plastic nails and painted
crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a
born again village girl,
yet has tattoos on her
body.
~ Someone dies with
low cut and his spirit
comes back wearing
afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly
decides to poison her
husband, then she
opens her food cabinet
and bringsout the
substance.
Is poison part of
cooking ingredients?
~ They shoot you on
the leg yet blood start
coming out from your
nose.
~ John Okafor(Ibu) is
the father of Nkem
Owoh.. Bikowho is older?
~ You must cough
before you die...?Lolzz
Add Urs Nd Keep it
rolling...
Re: Haba 9ja Movies by liljboy(m): 9:48am On Apr 21, 2013
A ghost looks left n
right before crossing d
road.

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