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What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 10:50pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
For some of us, we come here majorly to catch fun and others that claim to come for business would agree that they show their teeth when they cone across some posts on nairaland. I have come across some threads that made people around think i'm going mad before. Share some of your funniest posts/thread/moments on nairaland. |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 10:58pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
I'll go first...this post below by lefulefu makes me laugh anytime anywhere. I just keep wondering what the tin looks like. lefulefu: i remember those days wey i no get money i toast one igbo babe and she come say my head be like beer opener 5 Likes |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 11:12pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Go hug a moderately wet transformer Fstranger Cut your post according to your own looks iyatrustee I did not remove my manliness after first round, I left it inside the kitty while it soften and re rise again inside the kitty for second round continuation but the job is hard,it is called neatly done bleeping, no condom needed for this kind of bleep and all sperm must be pour deep because no removal of manliness for 2 rounds to be successfully and an attempt for 3 rounds would break your bone Born2fuck he sort of got disoriented after being toasted by a certain nler. i guess he was caught offguard since he's usually the one doing the chasing, not the other way round. the lady was pretty direct and totally discombulated [is that a word?] him. i no know say the man na fashin. Tpiah on 190 Name: Tpia Mumu Age: 63 race: black Physical Description:5'6, dark complexioned, gray haired wig but other wise bald with a few wisps/ strands and wears correction lenses. (picture below) Last seen leaving an Irish pub and believed to be hiding out in various internet cafes in the states. The senior citizen escaped from "Hope for Cretins" retirement home in the UK and suffers from post meno-pause like irritability, multiple personality disorder and OldHag-onitis. She is known to frequent pubs, V0dka and H3nnessey being her favorite drinks. When intoxicated is known to be aggressive so approach with caution! Please call 1-8OO-GET-DHAG if you see her! There is a 600 sterlings/ $972 U.S. reward for her capture and return Mizdarkskin on tpia I can swear on my life that boy is a yahoo yahoo boy Reality101 I fell inside Gutter while Looking at nyash born2fuck Naija and superstition sha. Hmm, anyway, I love ghosts! Perhaps you could hook me up with a nice looking, 'yellow', and voluptuous one (just like 'wiliwili'). I'd like to see how a ghost reacts when it (or is it 'she') o'r'ga'sms. pro01 I was in the class watching indecency video and she was watching the indecency video on my phone with me while my manliness was rising badly.I have to pin it down in style but I think she noticed it but she did not want to talk born2fuck Things wey dey happen 4 campus now-a-days ehn? Even Sodom & Gomorrah go accept say dem be amateurs!!! yiboboy Thank you jare 190. HER is not a dog. xynerise @sleekch1 what's yours nah, na me do you? NO. Pls take your demonic spirit faaaar. I beg of u, jooor o. sunch There was girl I bleeped twice in my school, although she was very strict, she is bootilicious and boobilicious Lepa girl, I did everything,lied, fake promise of about 20,000 naira and promise never to hurt her Until she finally let me bleep her, though I bleeped her two times but I was disappointing by her inability to sabbi bleep .her body na supper, I ran away after sex and never fulfilled any of my promises to her and I did not even give her any money too, now,I have been thinking of her beautiful body, I am trying a way to bleep her the 3rd times since I have been missing such a beautiful body, Can any0ne help me with ideas I can use please. , guys only, I beg oooooooo000 born2fuck I've once 4uckd a babe.When i startd wit her she was firstly giggling her waste,later she started trembling like one dat has an epilepsy, tearing my bed spread apart. Screaming, yeh, yeh, yeh, you go kill me o, you go kill me o. oooh thank u, o thank u, thank u, thank u. As i was gliding away, she was seriously sucking every part of my body,chest,shoulder&tearing me wit her fingers.I was really enjoying it tho. But after d show nko, see my body sunch    I was relaxing in my house Jejeli and got a called from one of my girlfriend,she said she want to see me urgently and it is very important. she told me she is urgently in need of 4k for some reasons which I can't disclosed here. As she was talking, my eyes was on her bosoms while my manliness troubling my trousers. with all she narrated, I gave her 2k plus 500 transport cause she sure girl in term of offer for free option and I will not because of one small messing gas spoil my yansh, I told my her, you cannot go like that and she replied Wale,I am in her worried, make we short story off,I grab the backside ooo and then off to my bed. Make she off her cloth, she said Wale , no! no!! no!!!, she will only off her trouser and I will have to do it like that since she was in her hurry. as she off her trouser and the poo was I have forgot to buy condom the girl vex and she claimed, it will be next time, me sef mad and I told her,we will do it like that but I won't release inside. as I was bleeping, i was watching my release time and making me removing manliness in every suspected release, na so she dey hold her bosom tight despite cloth on her body,she no even make my body torch her body and she was saying don't stain my cloth please as I was about to release,I will remove my manliness and the tin go run back, as the the tin dey finally they rush out, make I pour am for down ooo, na the girl body the tin land. Come see abuse from her mouth She said, I know your heart is wicked and I tried to say sorry, I bust into laugh with sorry, come make matter worst the next thing she said was you intentional did this,,ooh my God, I do not know why some people are silly, she said that to herself,Na him I begin look like mumu, I do not know what to do now because she have not even call to say thank you even though the money dey small.Na wetin I suppose do, call her or who is at fault born2fuck Sucking pooosie is the #1 factor for having BLACK LIPS do you know the amount of HEAT thats been generated from that spot An average lady generates 7383, 37378843, 376377 MHZ heat from her pooosie enough to fry plantain and you go put your lips in there, Surely dont be suprised when your lips become burnt and blackened count me out 190 bro you are still in Jamaica as I can see. Pls desist from this igbo smoking its bad for your health as I can see. Be strong! mr.brownjay on 190 Bros one man meat na anoda man kilishi! We go mourn the baby matter after, but what shall it profit a man if we loose the pikin still loose the snake meat untop. Abeg drex back small make we see space arrange firewood, Na banga soup this meat go fit, with starch and Guiness stout, God knw say we no see the snake early, if not the pikin for follow chop, Okija Juju 10 Likes |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by sheedy407(m): 11:15pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
190: Go hug a moderately wet transformerNa term paper or project? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 11:19pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
sheedy407: Both |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Any thread with "rate" "my" "picture" . Extra seasoned with "people" "call" "me" "handsome" . Comments from Itsmodella are often on point! Otherwise, It's that 190 clown all the way |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 11:28pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
alutacontinua: I'll go first...this post below by lefulefu makes me laugh anytime anywhere. I just keep wondering what the tin looks like. Beer opener. LOOOOOOOOOOOL Whenever I feel sad and I need cheering up, I'll just read this |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 11:30pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
adaobi123: Dt post flashed through my mind when I was in church today and it took all the energy inside of me not to burst into laughter inside church. |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 11:31pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Flytefalls: Any thread with "rate" "my" "picture" . Extra seasoned with "people" "call" "me" "handsome" . Comments from Itsmodella are often on point! Rotfl Modella is otherwise known as the new Tpia of our time |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 11:32pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
alutacontinua: I would have laughed out loud. |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 11:37pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Just saw this and I'm crying here Where is Okija-juju? A beg bring one ogbonge juju come make all man swear say dem nefa carry ashewo. Na there ayakata go break! The firmest br3asts I have seen in my life are on runz girls. Kai! Better thing dey sweet o! STD, STD, STD!!! Like say because of death we no go go war. Na one thing go kill man. Enter plane o, enter bus, use private car o---your goal na to reach final destination. Ashewo, prostitute, girlfriend o---your goal na to ejac_late. Don't look down on those who choose the path of least resistance |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by babadey(m): 11:48pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
190: Go hug a moderately wet transformer Sorry for quoting all but menh, I can't stop laffing esp dat part dat guy said " he tried removing his johnson when he waz about to release but has he tried the johnson goes back |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 11:54pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
190: Lmao. Buwahahahaha BTW, what's romantic about this thread |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 11:55pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahahaha. Chai, 190 you wont kill me ooo. Ur sense of humor is die. Walahi.!!! U are among the reasons i come to NL. know it tday. |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 11:57pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
lalaosky: Sexkillz would move it to the general section, that section is too boring jawe |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by babadey(m): 11:57pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
190: Just saw this and I'm crying here so,u cried? 1 Like
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Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 12:08am On Apr 22, 2013 |
190:I take that as an insult. Tpia is highly bipolar, I just don't get that girl. |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by bknight: 12:41am On Apr 22, 2013 |
190: I jst fell off my chair rotflmao! |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 7:07am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Hehehe:: more would follow from me subsequently |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by ayobase(m): 7:10am On Apr 22, 2013 |
Click on my siggy and see all mine there! |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 12:19pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
alutacontinua: He already has |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 1:57pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
lalaosky: Dt explains why nobody is replying again |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 9:33pm On Apr 22, 2013 |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by groovie(m): 5:48pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
lafflaff123: Weak guy. Na Snakethem see for una room na you dey shout as if you Shine Mercy Johnson Congo. Wetin you expect from orientationcamp wey dey bush?i wonder if you come see KPUKPURU BIRD wey them say na WINCH wetin you go do? When i even see the picture of the small snake i just say this guy FALL MY HAND. Abi you be Aje Butter wey any small thing go cry MUMMY MUMMY?which school you go sef?Convenant?Igbinidion?Redeemer?Babcock?i know say na one of this AJE school you attend thats why you weak like moin moin and see your fellow weak people dey thank God for you lol,for small snake matter and oneeven say na Cobra lol. If you go school wey them dey doSHOT PUT as toilet inside bush you go know say when you bend down dey poo you go dey see snake around and wetin u go do as you dey KAKA na just to carry stone throw for the snake direction and continue your kaka. So if you dey KAKA come see snake nko?weak guy you fall yourhand. i laffed so hard at this one, and i keep laffing at it every day 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 12:40am On Apr 28, 2013 |
^rotflmfaooo damn that sh!!!-t indeed cray 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 1:00am On Apr 28, 2013 |
Bingo Lee: mr cork to reality101 2 Likes |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by baynix(m): 9:23am On Apr 28, 2013 |
190: Now Followin You!! Just Saw Ur Siggy! Madt Posts!! |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by baynix(m): 11:27pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Ppl Shld Post More!! |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Hysteria: 4:31am On Apr 29, 2013 |
THIS THREAD!!! |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by 190: 7:17am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Hysteria: THIS THREAD!!! |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Hysteria: THIS THREAD!!! Post urs too... |
Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Shugamania(f): 8:59pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
Ok, i dont know why this cracked me up so bad.. InvertedHammer: 3 Likes |
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