Akpors took his new girlfriend home to meet his parents...
His dad whispered to him:
"Where the hell did you meet her"? She's cross eyed, bald, bow legged and she's got no teeth"!!! :]xx
Akpors replies:
"There's no need to whisper Dad, She's also deaf & dumb!!"
Dad fainted!!! one faithful sunday morning akpors call his best friend ben,dat they should go and hangout in york where dey sell ganja,akpor d bro nigga wen reaching there was carried away by d swag n parten people are using to smoke,he ordered to 3 jumbo size after finishing it he call ben pls can u assist me I fine ma other leg cos I came here with 2 legs now am only seeing n standing with 1 leg before I declear war here...enjoy ur weekend.