Before going to bed, i had to eat
something. I opened the fridge
and yes, all the things in my fridge
had turned to block; the light had
been on for 8 years without
going off. I finished eating and
went to bed. Oh I have to reduce
the speed of this fan, the voltage
is so high.
I woke up very early in the
morning to the sound of classical
music. I casually strolled into the
bathroom. Oh! the cold is too
much this morning, i turned on
the hot-water tap. While towelling
myself dry, i turned on the radio
and
heard the presenter speaking of
how Nigeria is now one of the
most developed countries in the
world and how the Nigerian
president yesterday declared his
asset and all he had to boast of
was N20million naira and a
duplex in his village.
I finished dressing up and took
my time to eat. I had no reason to
rush, afterall the road is always
free and there are no potholes. On
the way, i saw a few policemen
patrolling and I greeted them. I
stopped to chat with them for a
few minutes after which i drove
off laughing.
In my workplace, i saw some
people loitering in the waiting
room and discovered they were
here to be interviewed. I saw the
son of the permanent secretary. I
also saw a young man with
tattered shoes and patched-up
trouser; he graduated recently
from one of the government
universities, but everyone could
testify to the fact that he's
brilliant. While going home that
day, i saw the man with the
tattered shoes smiling and i asked
him why. "Sir, i've been given the
job." "What! What of the
Permanent secretary's son, didn't
his father call beforehand?" "No"
the man said, "He didn't"
That evening, i went out to play in
the neighborhood, i saw K.C
and UCHE discussing the recent
trend in the country, of how
Mallam Danjuma is now the
governor of Rivers state, Senator
Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the
governor in Borno state, Mr
Chijioke Godffrey is now the
governor of Oyo state. I decided
that since i had a lot of time on
my hands, i should make a quick
stop in the hospital to make a few
checkups. I went to the Cancer
treatment Hospital, after making
sure i was cancer-free, i visited
the HIV/AIDS Checkup Centre and I
was well attended to with world-
class equipments, i even saw the
mother of the vice-president
there.
From there, i saw Hope of
Salvation Church and Egbe
Alasalatu Islamic house holding a
joint prayer for continuous peace
in the community. I saw the
pastor and Imam consulting on
the prayer points. I stayed for a
few minutes and then left.
The next morning, i tried to make
some calls, but i couldn't find my
phone. I took my wife's phone
and saw tons of messages sent
from my phone asking me to call
back, that my phone was found
on the road. I hurriedly called my
phone back and got a man on the
line. He told me he had been
calling my wife's number since
yesterday night but that she
wasn't picking her calls. I
apologized and told him that she
put her phone in silent to avoid
disturbances while sleeping. I
went to reclaim my phone, i
thanked the man and offered him
a few naira, but he rejected it
saying, i shouldn't worry.
Since it was election time, i went
to the polling booth nearest to me
to carry out my constitutional
duties. I saw only people of voting
age there, everywhere was
peaceful
and the security agents there
were merely putting up
appearances as they were just
chatting with the voters. I voted
for the candidate of my choice
and left. The next
morning, i heard that the election
results were out and that the
runners-up and winner were
having lunch together. I turned on
my T.V set and saw for myself, in
fact, they weren't just eating, a
healthy conversation was going
on. The winner of the presidential
election asked the runners-up to
advice him as to how to effectively
run the country and they all sat
together to discuss on how to
sustain the massive success the
country has been witnessing.
The next day, the foreign media
said that the American president
has laid some rules down for
Nigeria to follow, failure to do that
will amount to severing of
diplomatic ties. The Nigerian
president replied 30 minutes
after, he told the American
president to go to hell and that he
won't allow his country to be
ruled by foreign and anti-masses
policies.
I remembered that i hadn't
completed my weekly hours of
work mandatory for all Nigerians,
i got there and saw the president
dusting his trouser, he had just
finished
cutting the grass where he was
assigned to work. I greeted him
and he told me that he's
expecting month end, that his
monthly allowance had nearly
finished, since he was also
collecting the minimum wage
being paid to the workers.
"Yehhh!!!" I shouted, after a resounding slap on my face as I woke up. 'Wetin naw guy?' I screamed. 'Na mosquito go suck ya blood finish, olorun oshi' Femi replied. So I have been
dreaming. I was sweating
profusely, there's no light..

Yeah, I have those dreams too.

Eiyaaaa, sorry u hia

E go betta.....

Guy no wori...u hear?....jux go light candle...1 day e go beta....but e jux beta as u don wake up...u hear?