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A guy took a prostitute to a hotel. While having hot sex in the dead of the night, the lady suddenly went limp and lifeless. While the confused guy was still trying to understand what's happening, the girl's phone rang and he picked it up. Here's the conversation between him and a male voice from the other end of the line:

Voice: guy, you're in trouble! That girl you just rapped to death is the IG's daughter.

Guy: but I didn't rape her. I paid her for service rendered.

Voice: tell that to the police.

Guy: so what do u want me to do. I can't afford to go to prison.

Voice: pay me 50k and I will handle the rest. We could go to the nearest AtM machine if u don't have d cash on u. I'm a patient businessman.

Guy: look, I'm a businessman too. I know a ritualist who will pay 1million naira for a fresh corpse like this one. We can share it 50/50. Give me a minute to call him.

The prostitute suddenly jumped up from the bed shouting - "na your mama dem go take do ritual, oloshi oloriburuku", as she ran out of the hotel room stark naked....

business deal got sour