For any wave of new trends, new opportunities may spring up. Therefore I wouldn't let this great opportunity pass me by.
I am a very well connected person, I relate with lots of celebrities and politicians both national and international. If you are really interested in taking a photo with any famous personality anywhere in the world for you to post on Nairaland later, here is my offer:

INTERNATIONAL PERSONALITIES (Flight and Accommodation fees included)

Barrack Obama (Outside the White House): N10,000,000
Barrack Obama (Inside the White House): N15,000,000
Barrack Obama (Inside the White House with Michelle, Malia and Sasha): N20,000,000
Bill Gates: N8,500,000
Bill Clinton: N2,000,000
Beyonce: N6,000,000
Beyonce (In Bikini): N8,000,000
Beyonce (With Jay Z & Blue Ivy): N9,500,000
Pope Francis I: N400,000

LOCAL PERSONALITIES

Goodluck Jonathan (Inside Aso rock): N20,000,000* (NB: N17,500,000 will be paid in bribe for security clearance.)
Goodluck Jonathan (With patience): N20,000,000
Aliko Dangote: N3,000,000* (Security bribe included)
Mike Adenuga: N2,000,000* (Security bribe included)
Tonto Dike (For ladies, in high quality display customized for Nairaland): N50,000
Tonto Dike (For guys in high quality display customized for Nairaland): N100,000
Tonto Dike (For guys, while she gives you a peck): N200,000
Tonto Dike (For guys, Snap with her in bikini): N1,000,000
Nadia Buari (For ladies, in high quality display): N80,000
Nadia Buari (For guys in high quality display): N200,000
Nadia Buari (For guys, while she gives you a peck): N300,000
Nadia Buari (For guys, Snap with her in bikini): N2,000,000
Jim Iyke (For ladies): N100,000
Jim Iyke (For guys, plus Mr Ibu FREE): N40,000


Contact: Blackteeth@yahoo.com

how much for tonto dike herself?

sauer: how much for tonto dike herself?

Look well

Can't see nothing! how much is she worth for one night?

sauer: Can't see nothing! how much is she worth for one night?

Am in business for pictures only. Someone else should be in charge for the type of service you are requesting for

Blackteeth:
Am in business for pictures only. Someone else should be in charge for the type of service you are requesting for

Abeg howmuch for Buhari,tompolo,maybe bokoharam as bonus.

Damn! Sick thread

How much will it cost to take a picture with Chief James Onanefe Ibori, the Ogidigboigbo of amalgamated Bendel, in his prison cell?

@ op how much for a night with michelle obama and sasha. Nothing concern me with their father.

WIZGUY69: @ op how much for a night with michelle obama and sasha. Nothing concern me with their father.

you are very naughty! lmao

Laila Ikeji:

you are very naughty! lmao

re u linda ikeji yunga sis?

Op, you no well o.
I wan pose inside Aliko Dangote & Bill Gates bedroom. How much?

sweetjuice: Op, you no well o.
I wan pose inside Aliko Dangote & Bill Gates bedroom. How much?

you be thief. I know what's on your mind.

I wanna snap wit obama how do I pay u?