toshmann:
it came too early, usually it's on fridays. that way i'll daba club go look for some loose chick wey miss road . or i'll call my back up italo girlfriend (who prolly has 10 boyfriends )

but if i can get ID, Then i will settle down . . . or if ishimann is up to 25 i will try her side

spikes C:

Dude, tie ur di.ck down and get a life



Ishilove sweety

Ishilove:
As in ehn...

O spike...

toshmann:
the gist be say i love you na

Ishilove:
As in ehn...

O spike...

-Mr Cork-:



...ok Ishilove ..sweeery describe yor sef... whose is bigger?? ...yours or Adaobi's??

-Mr Cork-:




.....Toshmann.bRo...waz the deal wit u & idowuogboooo ...are u Nyanshin her or u juss friends?

Ishilove:
Mine!

Idowuogbo:

-Mr Cork-:


...4real??

-Mr Cork-:


...4real??

Ishilove:
Mammary organs are the right size.

Make the waist smaller, the legs longer, hips bigger, hair a lil bit longer and you will have the correct portrait of Ishilove

toshmann: here

"You're a terrible artist"
- Ishilove

toshmann:

toshmann:

Ishilove:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Young woman, you need Jesus!!

toshmann: What a useless weekend
I couldn't even bring a girl home, not even one.

My enemies have started working hard.
Tufiakwa!!!

Even my back up emergency girl is out of town. Na wa o.
Not even my Kenyan sleeper.
Ha, even ever ready Emily no pick her phone. Na wa o

Make I try call am again. Wetin man pikin go call this one na. Person for get heart attack for here o

spikes C:

Conji n'adogi, i choro onye i ga ata ife

toshmann:
Nnaa see o
How person go work from morning till night, Monday to Friday and yet he no fit find girl for weekend.
It ain't funny dude! stop laughing.

Not even one. Even one. Na wa o. This foolish Italian babe wey I get just disappear. I wonder which of her boyfriends she de Slam at this moment. Choi!

I AM ANGRY!

toshmann: That thing is addictive o.
I know some dude that got into it and he can't do without it now
Even after enjoying his girlfriend he still has to do it to be really satisfied. The guy is going crazy now. I've recommended he visits a psychologist. He's had 3 fiancées in 2 yrs all bc of "self touch"

E better say I go Find akwuna" than "self touch" .

Anyway, e be like say the weekend won't be bad afterall, Emily my western cincy rugged blondie said shes coming over.

But 9.00 don nack I nova hear door bell
Na so one winchy stripper tell me say she dey come on Friday night, kept me awake waiting till 3.00am. I no trust all these "I de come" girls

Abeg make she come save me o. Toshmann is having real congylitis here.

otele: @toshmann and spike C
You guys need to get a life. Eewww