Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

nice piece dear

Nonsence

lol

THIS IS what I call awesome Creativity coming from a creative specie of a homosapien


Anyway you can get a beautiful looking website for your business and or organisation for CHICKEN CHANGE at the link below my signature. Dats all!

Na man or woman chicken?

nice one

lmao

GEJ supporters: Can't you see? The chicken is crossing the road. Progress in the right direction. Fresh air! GEJ 2015!

Lmaooooo

Is this Chicken still alive?

why did the chicken cross the road ; A typical nigerian ;go and ask google dat one no concern me

World leaders huh?

Lol... Am sure the chicken will be glad she crossed the road. Away from these guys.

Dry like my granny poo

Militants: this chicken is a celebrity. Let's kidnap it and when they pay random, we'll eat it

Jonathan wife no hear english oh lwkmd

funny or not...it's simply creative

And so? If the chicken like to cross to the other side, how did it concern me. Abeg let me go and drink beer

And so? If the chicken like to cross to the other side how does that concern me. Abeg let me go and drink beer

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Okiki_Oluwa: The chicken crossed the road cos it was hungry. When you are hungry, you are pushed to the extreme.

I think one class of variations
enlists a creature other than the
chicken to cross the road, in order to
refer back to the original chicken joke.
For example, a turkey or duck crosses
"because it was the chicken's day off,"
and a dinosaur "because chickens
didn't exist yet." Some variants are
both puns and references to the
original, such as "Why did the duck
cross the road?" "To prove he's no
chicken" or "Why did the gum cross
the road?" "Because it's stuck under
the chicken's foot." Other variations
replace side with another word, like
"Why did the chicken cross the
playground? To get to the other
slide." A mathematical version asks,
"Why did the chicken cross the
Möbius strip ?" "To get to the same
side." Another version of the joke is
that "the other side" can refer to the
afterlife, and that the chicken intended
to get struck by a car.

The only reason the chicken cross the road is to get to the other side.

Perkins007: And so? If the chicken like to cross to the other side how does that concern me. Abeg let me go and drink beer

Beer is Haram (prohibited)

To meet im 'galfren'....dats all!

@Dani1luv What is this

jacob05: lol

How do we know why d chickens cross d road.we are ducks. quack quack quack!!!

This is awesome, nice work.. don't Bleep with GEJ