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World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by dani1luv: 4:09pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty. PATIENCE JONATHAN u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side? HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings. Nscdc lagos chairman The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all 190 Likes 1 Share |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by galadima77(m): 4:24pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
nice piece dear 2 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Afam4eva(m): 4:39pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
[size=14pt]LMAO [/size] |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Gabrielsylar(m): 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Nonsence 11 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by jacob05(m): 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
lol |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by MrNigeria2(m): 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
THIS IS what I call awesome Creativity coming from a creative specie of a homosapien Anyway you can get a beautiful looking website for your business and or organisation for CHICKEN CHANGE at the link below my signature. Dats all! 8 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by sweetmimi(f): 4:50pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Na man or woman chicken? |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by free2ryhme: 4:50pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
nice one |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by JideTheBlogger(m): 4:51pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
lmao |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by YoursGEJ(m): 4:54pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
GEJ supporters: Can't you see? The chicken is crossing the road. Progress in the right direction. Fresh air! GEJ 2015! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:00pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Lmaooooo |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:01pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Is this Chicken still alive? |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by sulaimon99(m): 5:02pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
why did the chicken cross the road ; A typical nigerian ;go and ask google dat one no concern me 2 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by xaine: 5:02pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
World leaders huh? 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by nekaa(f): 5:03pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Lol... Am sure the chicken will be glad she crossed the road. Away from these guys. 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:03pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Dry like my granny poo |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:04pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Militants: this chicken is a celebrity. Let's kidnap it and when they pay random, we'll eat it 6 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Judolisco(m): 5:05pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Jonathan wife no hear english oh lwkmd |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by 10over101: 5:05pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
funny or not...it's simply creative |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Perkins007: 5:05pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
And so? If the chicken like to cross to the other side, how did it concern me. Abeg let me go and drink beer 2 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Perkins007: 5:07pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
And so? If the chicken like to cross to the other side how does that concern me. Abeg let me go and drink beer |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:08pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
----------------------- Okiki_Oluwa: The chicken crossed the road cos it was hungry. When you are hungry, you are pushed to the extreme. |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by davida222(m): 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
I think one class of variations enlists a creature other than the chicken to cross the road, in order to refer back to the original chicken joke. For example, a turkey or duck crosses "because it was the chicken's day off," and a dinosaur "because chickens didn't exist yet." Some variants are both puns and references to the original, such as "Why did the duck cross the road?" "To prove he's no chicken" or "Why did the gum cross the road?" "Because it's stuck under the chicken's foot." Other variations replace side with another word, like "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide." A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip ?" "To get to the same side." Another version of the joke is that "the other side" can refer to the afterlife, and that the chicken intended to get struck by a car. 3 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by bookface: 5:12pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
47 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Ameboperoo(m): 5:13pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
The only reason the chicken cross the road is to get to the other side. 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by khaz(m): 5:18pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Perkins007: And so? If the chicken like to cross to the other side how does that concern me. Abeg let me go and drink beerBeer is Haram (prohibited) |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by bocin500(m): 5:18pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
To meet im 'galfren'....dats all! 1 Like |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by morgist(m): 5:19pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
@Dani1luv What is this 3 Likes
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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by rush2mac(m): 5:21pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
jacob05: lolHow do we know why d chickens cross d road.we are ducks. quack quack quack!!! |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 5:22pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”These 3 killed me 3 Likes |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by denitro(m): 5:23pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by RespectMoneys: 5:24pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
This is awesome, nice work.. don't Bleep with GEJ |
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