A Letter from your mama...
Dear Son:
I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't
read fast. We don't live where we did when you left
home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the
address because the last North Kumasi family that
lived here took the house numbers when they
moved so that they wouldn't have to change their
address. This place is really nice. It even has a
washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain
and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad
here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for
three days and the second time for four days. About
that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle
Stanley said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them
in the pockets. John locked his keys in the car
yesterday. We were really worried because it took
him two hours to get me and your father out. Your
sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found
out what it is yet so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother....
Uncle Tom fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men
tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully
and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned
for three days. Three of your friends went off a
bridge in a pickup truck. D1ck was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other
two friends were in back.
They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate
down. There isn't much more news at this time.
Nothing much has happened. Love, Mom P.S. I was going to send you some money but the
envelope was already sealed. -Your mama (mama BG)

LOL! Interesting piece I must say.

where is the joke? EKEROYAL grow up

^ in your D1ck

Blind maggot

ekeroyal: ^ in your D1ck

Blind maggot

bush pig! impotent man!!

Bin G, how are you? I heard you are almost fine. Pls make sure you have your medications as at when due.

And the madness still continues in jokes section? Smh

^^^^
Where have you been? i mixed you in Jokes section.

^^mad love peddlers here.

SmD!

babarazy: ^^^^
Where have you been? i mixed you in Jokes section.

mixed me with wat??