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Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by ekeroyal(m): 10:15pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
A Letter from your mama... Dear Son: I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last North Kumasi family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.... Uncle Tom fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. D1ck was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. Love, Mom P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. -Your mama (mama BG) 1 Like |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by speakthetruth: 10:30pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
LOL! Interesting piece I must say. |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by bingbagbo(m): 12:46am On Apr 29, 2013 |
where is the joke? EKEROYAL grow up |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by ekeroyal(m): 3:02pm On May 01, 2013 |
^ in your D1ck Blind maggot |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by bingbagbo(m): 4:34pm On May 01, 2013 |
ekeroyal: ^ in your D1ck bush pig! impotent man!! |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by ekeroyal(m): 11:01pm On May 03, 2013 |
Bin G, how are you? I heard you are almost fine. Pls make sure you have your medications as at when due. |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by Nobody: 1:28am On May 04, 2013 |
And the madness still continues in jokes section? Smh |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by babarazy: 9:39pm On May 04, 2013 |
^^^^ Where have you been? i mixed you in Jokes section. |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by ekeroyal(m): 3:49pm On May 05, 2013 |
^^mad love peddlers here. SmD! |
Re: Super Sunday( Letter To Bin Gbagbo ) - 12th Edition by Nobody: 7:40pm On May 05, 2013 |
babarazy: ^^^^mixed me with wat?? |
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