For a man to go 40 days without food or water, such man must have had body reserves to sustain him. Fat people usually go days without food in order to slim down a bit. 40 days means excessive obesity must have been the case.

Why was Jesus obese? Consider that his food is primarily made up of bread and wine which is carbs and alcohol/sugar. This is the major cause of obesity nowadays. Half a loaf of bread contains more than 900 calories in those days.
Another factor was that he had no gainful employment that uses up energy. He abandoned his father's shop to ruins and was basically a wandering vagabond. And moreover, he had no girlfriend which could have helped. He also have a propensity to go hungry most of the times and gets angry when he doesn't find food.
Infact his life revolves around eating and drinking. He is the entertainer at weddings and makes sure wines keep flowing. He is always feasting and having fish and bread buffets.

We also know that he has difficulty walking long distances because he always sends his gangs to go and take people's donkey to carry him. If you need a donkey to carry you into a city, you are fat.

I think he was obliged to go on a drastic diet and may have died of high blood pressure or heart attack due to his weight if the romans hadn't killed him first.

[img]http://paxarcana.files./2008/12/fat_jesus.jpg?w=500[/img]

Brilliant write-up.
Buh,I learned one can't live up 2weeks without water.
How did jesus become strong enough after the fasting,to stroll with lucifer and even respond to luci's queries,authoritatively?
Isn't all that exposing a fallacious attempt from a supposed veracious story?

alfaman2: For a man to go 40 days without food or water, such man must have had body reserves to sustain him. Fat people usually go days without food in order to slim down a bit. 40 days means excessive obesity must have been the case.

Why was Jesus obese? Consider that his food is primarily made up of bread and wine which is carbs and alcohol/sugar. This is the major cause of obesity nowadays. Half a loaf of bread contains more than 900 calories in those days.
Another factor was that he had no gainful employment that uses up energy. He abandoned his father's shop to ruins and was basically a wandering vagabond. And moreover, he had no girlfriend which could have helped. He also have a propensity to go hungry most of the times and gets angry when he doesn't find food.
Infact his life revolves around eating and drinking. He is the entertainer at weddings and makes sure wines keep flowing. He is always feasting and having fish and bread buffets.

We also know that he has difficulty walking long distances because he always sends his gangs to go and take people's donkey to carry him. If you need a donkey to carry you into a city, you are fat.

I think he was obliged to go on a drastic diet and may have died of high blood pressure or heart attack due to his weight if the romans hadn't killed him first.

[img]http://paxarcana.files./2008/12/fat_jesus.jpg?w=500[/img]

k2039:

Yes. Yawn even.

But worshipping a lazy god brings tiredness.

Lwkmd.........@Alfaman, where the hell did you get that Idea?.......it was funny though........