A man escapes from prison
where he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets
on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes into the bathroom. While
he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife,

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict -
look
at his clothes! He probably spent lots
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates
(upset) you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
….
…………….. . .
To which the wife responds, "He
wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me he was gay, thinks
you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
So, Be strong, honey. "I love you
too !!" =D =)) =D =)) =))

D man own don done