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Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 7:30am On May 06, 2013
Greetings,

I am a contributor to this great site called Nairaland.I follow and contribute more to this Politics section.

I have tried my best to contribute my own quota to the jollification here on NL.

Since Oga Seun does not pay us to post,and since I don't earn money from 40 Laptop PDP propaganda work like my main Men Sincere9gerian and co, And also since I don't get any NL babes sending me,the only consolation price I have is my LIKES.

By Sunday morning,May 5,2013, I had 424 LIKES.
Unfortunately by evening of that same day the number of my LIKES changed to 7.HABA!!!

It would seem Nairaland has been invaded by Likenappers.

This,to say the least is so SaD indeed.
I will like to call on the Oga At The Top,Chief,Dr,Otunba,Coder,Engineer Oluwaseun Osewa to swing into action to restore my Likes.

Since this SAD incidence happened,I have not been able to eat or drink,even my Bullala has refused to rise to attention at the sight of Tonto Dike,Omotola,Genevieve and even Toke Makinwa's unclad pictures.No responce to Manchester United and Barca tinz.

As we speak,I am typing this post from the Emergency ward of LUTH.

The officials are even considering transfering me to Yabaleft.
Please,Ejoor,Biko,Duallah, HELP!!!

Your,Faithfully, Kamanda.
(Cousin to the Prince of Zamunda)

CC: EFCC
CC: ICPC
CC: Interpol
CC: ICJ,Hague
CC: UN
CC: FBI
CC: Mossad

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Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by idupaul: 7:49am On May 06, 2013
Oya I just donated one like for U now
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Obiagu1(m): 7:50am On May 06, 2013
... because all the likes came from YOU!
How can one "like" himself?
Is it not self-service?

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Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 7:54am On May 06, 2013
Obiagu1: ... because all the likes came from YOU!
How can one "like" himself?
Is it not self-service?

Bros,You can't like yourself on NL.It does not work like that and I only have two IDs on NL- Kamanda and Kamanda Is Back.The later is my after-ban ID
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 7:56am On May 06, 2013
idupaul: Oya I just donated one like for U now

My Brother,Thank You Sir.I appreciate your kind gesture.
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Obiagu1(m): 7:58am On May 06, 2013
Kamanda:

Bros,You can't like yourself on NL.It does not work like that and I only have two IDs on NL- Kamanda and Kamanda Is Back.The later is my after-ban ID

OK, just 2 with kamanda, others not included.
Did you teach Negro_Ntns how to self service or did he teach you?
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Akshow: 8:00am On May 06, 2013
Front page! Front page! Front page! Front page! Front page! Front page! Poster you be confirm mad man. What a way to start the day. Got me laughin my behind off. If you think this poster is a creative clown, like this as a donation to his lost likes
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by mployer(m): 8:07am On May 06, 2013
just donated one "like" now. be patient bro, we will get there
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 8:10am On May 06, 2013
Obiagu1:

OK, just 2 with kamanda, others not included.
Did you teach Negro_Ntns how to self service or did he teach you?

Bros,I swear to God.I only have two IDs here on NL.I am sure the admins can verify in their own way.

But I am considering having a new Moniker called NAWAO!.Watch out for it.

Pls nobody should steal it o.Well,even if dem steal am,they won't use it the way I plan to use it.
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by tinuolababy(f): 8:12am On May 06, 2013
okay i don like ur post cheesy wink
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 8:15am On May 06, 2013
m-ployer:
just donated one "like" now. be patient bro, we will get there

God Bless you Sir.
Na so people go deh lIKE you for everywhere you go.But no go Police station O.

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Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by AbdulAdam56(m): 8:26am On May 06, 2013
Wetin like they give self?
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by eagleeye2: 8:29am On May 06, 2013
brother kamanda, I once woke up like you and discovered all my likes gone. I think you clicked on the likes button and that is why it disappeared. Never ever click on your likes button, if you want to still see it.
By the way, I donated a Like for you....... speedy recovery.
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by nduchucks: 8:35am On May 06, 2013
Does this forum display your total number of likes, if so where? una get time o.
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by White007(m): 8:35am On May 06, 2013
Lol

I 'll donate a 'like' to you if it 'll make you get out from the emergency ward. cheesy
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 8:45am On May 06, 2013
Oh...

Just when I thought I had seen it all on Nairaland. grin
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 9:07am On May 06, 2013
White007: Lol

I 'll donate a 'like' to you if it 'll make you get out from the emergency ward. cheesy

Thanks.Nothing is too small,nothing is too big.
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 9:08am On May 06, 2013
eagle,eye:
brother kamanda, I once woke up like you and discovered all my likes gone. I think you clicked on the likes button and that is why it disappeared. Never ever click on your likes button, if you want to still see it.
By the way, I donated a Like for you....... speedy recovery.


Oshe!!!
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 9:13am On May 06, 2013
If only I can get one LIKE from each of Sincere9gerian's monikers,I will be back to my 424 LiKES.

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Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by aadetoyin(f): 9:22am On May 06, 2013
Never a dull moment on NL.
U made my morning. grin grin grin
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by ATMC(f): 10:09am On May 06, 2013
The only way to get your likes back is to get this thread to frontpage...mods pls to d front page...btw i gave you a like i wish i could do more
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Seun(m): 10:22am On May 06, 2013
You had the time to type all this irrelevant stuff and it never occurred to you to post a link to the post you are talking about.
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by OmolodMilkman93(m): 10:56am On May 06, 2013
lol, dude u re funny,... Make I go use all my 20 monikers tke like ur post(seun, mukina2, mynd_44, mazi omenuko, ogugua88, sexkillz, odunnu, etc)
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 10:58am On May 06, 2013
Don't worry you will get back all your likes cheesy
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Tinkybabe(f): 11:10am On May 06, 2013
Seun: You had the time to type all this irrelevant stuff and it never occurred to you to post a link to the post you are talking about.

oga @the top,where's your sense of humour?

@poster,just donated a 'like' to you jare..
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Seun(m): 11:17am On May 06, 2013
Apologies. I did not know it was a completely fictitious joke. Moving it to the proper section so there will be no further confusion.
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by MrResource(m): 11:17am On May 06, 2013
It could be the accumulation of likes you got for a period of time.You sure say u no click am 'Liked(424)'. If you clicked on it,that explains it.Abi you dey hoard your likes grin grin


I donated one like to further the Ministry cheesy
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by OmolodMilkman93(m): 11:21am On May 06, 2013
seun, move dis to frontpage and help our broda's ''like'' ministry
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Inik(m): 11:27am On May 06, 2013
I need the dislike button angry cheesy
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by Nobody: 11:31am On May 06, 2013
Lol.

He clicked on his Liked.

If I click on my Liked(910), everything will go as well and start again.

I donated one to his ministry anyway. grin

Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by idupaul: 11:34am On May 06, 2013
To find out what happened to OP , I clicked to view my total likes and my count has gone to zero... Seun I think that's some mis-programming and it should be fixed ASAP to make sure likes count are not eroded just because you tried to veiw them
Re: Who Stole My 'LIKES'? by deinmaafie(f): 11:39am On May 06, 2013
Kamanda, like you want, like you get. Take am !

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