Never argue with a man, just use your brains like this lady.
A woman went on a night out with her friends, her husband is furious and tells the kids that when she comes back they must not open the door for her.
At about 12 o'clock the woman comes back and knocks. The husband tells her "Go back and sleep where u are coming from".
The woman answered" I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms from my hand bag on top of the table or give it to me, there are lots of men at the party!"
The husband opened the door and said; "idiot", you are not going anywhere!"