1. Please post on topic always. Don't derail or tribalize threads.

Where else would one post if not on the topic he/she is posting?

2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.

I wonder what a username can possibly do to harm another a nameless, faceless, username

3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people.

Again how can one perpetrate violence against a username?

4. Discussions of the art of love-making should be restricted to the hidden sexuality section.

Ok oh

5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

Who decides what is disgusting, and by what standard of measurement?

6. Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed.

Ok oh

7. Don't say or do anything that's detrimental to the security or success of Nairaland.

While Nairaland moderators reserve the right to determine what they feel is offensive depending on what side of the bed they woke up on that morning.

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Our usernames are already false identities.

9. Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g fraud, piracy, and spreading malware.

Illegal acts as defined by the laws of which nation in particular?

10. Don't expose the identity or post pictures of any Nairaland member without his/her consent.

How will you know if consent has been given?

11. Don't create distracting posts e.g. posts in giant fonts or ALL CAPS or with silly gifs.

WHOSE DEFINITION OF SILLY?

12. Don't insert promotional signatures into your posts. Use the signature feature.

Ok oh

13. Please report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland.

Please snitch on each other for the good of the fatherland Nairaland

14. Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.

Why?

15. Don't attempt to post censored words by misspelling them.

Last I checked, different words had different spellings.

16. Don't promote MLM schemes, HYIPS, or other questionable schemes on Nairaland.

"Questionable" according to who?

18. Don't spam the forum by posting the same content many times.

What is wrong with repeating oneself for the sake of emphasis

19. Don't create a new account when banned for breaking a rule. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

...And if you find out, what will you do? ban it again?

20. Please cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect.

While the moderators are free to abuse their power?

21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

WTF. We get punished for grammar too!

Good observation. I see more bans and more exodus.

Both ends are getting off the hook!

In a funny way, while I don't like the rules, I accept that NL have the right to make to make the rules. The forum belong to them not me.
What I will like more is if the rules are clearly spelt out and not ambiguous

dumb, useless and senseless thread.

one wonders if the OP was a chicken or a cow, because certainly, the OP cannot be a human.

2cassava sticks:
Where else would one post if not on the topic he/she is posting?


I wonder what a username can possibly do to harm another a nameless, faceless, username


Again how can one perpetrate violence against a username?


Ok oh

Who decides what is disgusting, and by what standard of measurement?


Ok oh


While Nairaland moderators reserve the right to determine what they feel is offensive depending on what side of the bed they woke up on that morning.


Our usernames are already false identities.


Illegal acts as defined by the laws of which nation in particular?


How will you know if consent has been given?


WHOSE DEFINITION OF SILLY?


Ok oh


Please snitch on each other for the good of the fatherland Nairaland


Why?


Last I checked, different words had different spellings.


"Questionable" according to who?


What is wrong with repeating oneself for the sake of emphasis


...And if you find out, what will you do? ban it again?


While the moderators are free to abuse their power?


WTF. We get punished for grammar too!

there is nothing wrong wioth the tules, haba. what is wrong wit u. ure a born fault fighter. stick to the rules or get lost. ure the type spoiling nairaland.

tobechi20:


there is nothing wrong wioth the tules, haba. what is wrong wit u. ure a born fault fighter. stick to the rules or get lost. ure the type spoiling nairaland.

how much are they paying you to give them head?