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| Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by joey007(m): 6:15pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
A man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain in the butt to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, the man finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his backside. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, the man heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. The man curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Yes, but Not with a carnation." |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by joey007(m): 6:39pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
nurse might be dangerous at times u know |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ifyalways(f): 8:25pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Not this now  uhm. . .hmn. jokes apart,is this a joke  |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by saucekid(m): 8:27pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
to his mind,it was a joke *silently waiting. . . knowing the murderers will come* |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by joey007(m): 8:29pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
why are u guys crucifying me |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ifyalways(f): 8:34pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
lol You cant be crucified dude.i just dont seem to get the messages of your "Clauses and Phrases" it all looks so incomplete and hence makes no sense and sounds NOT like a joke to me. More like a well arranged beautiful nonsense. You as a person are cool anyway.  |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by joey007(m): 8:38pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
i think u need to read and understand |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ifyalways(f): 8:39pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Maybe you should do the reading for me.oya 1,2,3 goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by joey007(m): 8:40pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
hnm u try well life goes on. lol |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ifyalways(f): 8:43pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
lol.Ok the joke dey rock !  lyfe wud always go on dear. |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by SamMilla1(m): 8:44pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@ifyalways, let this guy be for now pls, he is new he will understand the system after few days. |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ifyalways(f): 8:45pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@ Sam milla am not holding him anywhere anyhow |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by joey007(m): 8:49pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
hnm   |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ifyalways(f): 8:51pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Joey you no well |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by lightest(m): 8:54pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@sam milla oh, so you have such a good contribution inside. |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by aremuobj: 9:07pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@sam milla oh, so you have such a good contribution inside. |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by tufe(m): 11:25am On Apr 21, 2008 |
where's the humour in that? |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by saucekid(m): 11:28am On Apr 21, 2008 |
completely humourless |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by tufe(m): 11:41am On Apr 21, 2008 |
wouldnt disagree myself |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by saucekid(m): 4:10pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
exactly |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by ituen(m): 7:01am On Apr 22, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by clemcykul(f): 8:55am On Apr 22, 2008 |
wow @poster, ure so intelligent for u to come up wit somtin so beautiful and so mind rockn klap for yerself cuzz u knoe ur joke doesnt even rock a bit. beautiful crap u gat there my dear |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by Doggieman(m): 11:05am On May 13, 2008 |
Joey, dont mind dem, its jst that lil trace of Ill, it was pretty cul. |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by kayowalemi(m): 11:26am On May 13, 2008 |
The nurse is not dangerous, actually the man deserve some punishments |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by saucekid(m): 2:38pm On May 13, 2008 |
and can you sustantiate that? |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by kayowalemi(m): 5:23pm On May 14, 2008 |
When u are rude to everybody then someone needs to teach you sense |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by saucekid(m): 5:49pm On May 14, 2008 |
i hear you |
| Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On May 15, 2008 |
common guys fyte! |
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