[b]1. Please post on topic always. Don't derail or tribalize threads:No longer freedom of expression and speech? and what is the penalty for derail?
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member: And what if you are deliberately provoked by the likes of sexkills, sutoboy, booqee etc? cant i E-SLAP at least?
3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people: why?
4. Discussions of the art of love-making should be restricted to the hidden sexuality section: Nobody is a child on this site, ok, so please....
5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland: Where do i post them then?
6. Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed: Why?
7. Don't say or do anything that's detrimental to the security or success of Nairaland:Lol, security ke? are u scared of Boko? oga seun
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland: what is false information?
9. Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g fraud, piracy, and spreading malware: This one goes to the likes of ekeroyal, bunmioguns and dani...i dont trust those guys at all
10. Don't expose the identity or post pictures of any Nairaland member without his/her consent:lol, and what is wrong with that?
11. Don't create distracting posts e.g. posts in giant fonts or ALL CAPS or with silly gifs: And what if i am a blind poster, and i use BRAILLE keyboard?
12. Don't insert promotional signatures into your posts. Use the signature feature: u mean like the jokes president? everyone knows that already?
13. Please report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland: And what if the op i am reporting is a Boko member?
14. Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland: na by force?
15. Don't attempt to post censored words by misspelling them.: u mean for example PEN!S?
16. Don't promote MLM schemes, HYIPS, or other questionable schemes on Nairaland: * FARTS*
18. Don't spam the forum by posting the same content many times: YES, I CONCUR to this one, especially to that guy that is always advertizing for sugar mummies, woe betides you, go chop your own sugar mummies
19. Don't create a new account when banned for breaking a rule. If you do, make sure we don't find out: Then dont bother ban me then? because posters like bunmioguns have over 50 accounts already lol
20. Please cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect: what? respect? abi na dem born me? mtcheeew
21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation: please, i beg to differ with this one, no be everybory go university oo, as for me everybory knowed that i can spoke better grammar, but i pity my friends like larride and pretiebony.... they wont post again because of this rule Thank you

Abeg dont ban me ooo, its all jokes

mods, frontpage sharp-sharp [/b]

nicee

[quote author=koonbey]nicee [/quot




YEAH, i am the jokes President

^^who dash you

[quote author=bin gbagbo][/quote]

who dash u joke president, wen d joke LORD de here.

BORING. Asking questions intead of analysing.

Signs of madness!!!

*smh!*

PretiEbony: Signs of madness!!!

*smh!*

bush pig!

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"Truth is not only violated by falsehood, it may be equally outraged by silence"

- Henri Frederic Amiel 1821 – 1881.[/size]

Orikinla: [size=18pt]
"Truth is not only violated by falsehood, it may be equally outraged by silence"

- Henri Frederic Amiel 1821 – 1881.[/size]

bin gbagbo:










bush pig!

bush rat!!!