Have you ever tried to give some thought to the stage name some of the Nigerian artistes bear? Some sound okay, some sound funny, some sound weird and some sound disgusting. Here's my take on some of the popular stage names. Enjoy!

Terry G - Sounds like the name of a wrestler, or better still, a rat poison!

Tuface - Sounds like a figurine

Wizkid - Sounds like a Guru

Banky W - Sounds like a money-maker

D'banj - Sounds like an Explosive

Davido - Sounds like a gigolo

Dr Sid - Sounds like a sperm donor

Naeto C - Sounds like a pain reliever

Flavour - Sounds like a food spice

Dagrin - Sounds like 'the core Nigerian'

Chuddy-K - Sounds like a toothbrush or a toothpaste!

Timaya - Sounds like a used con**m, or a sagging breast.

Sauce Kid/Sinzu - The first nickname sounds like 'A cook' while the new nickname sounds like the 'clashing of swords'.


http://www.onegist.com/celebrities/how-the-name-of-some-nigerian-artistes-sound/