VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
My Love is invisible for now and my birthday is on Saturday 18th May.
Who wants to stand in for him?

Job Description:
1. Take me out for shopping
2. Make all arrangements for my birthday party with friends and family, foot all the bills
3. Get me a very special gift (i no need rose or tulip flowers oh but a signed blank cheque would be a better option)
4. Arrange for a candle light dinner for two i.e you and i (isn't that fantastic) with 'LADY IN RED' by Chris de Bugh playing in the background.

Qualification:
1. My dear u MUST BE HANDSOME oh
2. Not TOO SHORT or TOO TALL
3. Eloquent and fluent in the 'use of English' (hahaha jamb tins)
4. NO MOUTH ODOR, abeg!
5. YOU MUST NOT DRESS LIKE WIZKID cos i'm an adult
6. YOU must be between the age of 28 - 32.
7. Finally, you must wear Zanderia or Celebrity perfume

Salary Package:
After successfully carrying out your duties u'll get the sum of a 5mins agape hug only.

NB: Application date closes on 17th by 10pm after which I WILL announce d winner. Please be informed that your contract expires on 18th by 9pm.

Hurry now while offer last!

Signed:
Fortune Crystal
Celebrant.
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